what's your go to

_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
line or move to drive the girls...or guys crazy?
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  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    "aww c'mon let me just give it a lick" :wink:


    ......I don't really have one but if I did, it'd be something like that. :laugh:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "I'm sooooooooooo drunk"
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    Spitters R Quitters... ha ha...


    Seriously, I don't have one..
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Are you 'sooooooooo drunk' yet???
  • stephabef
    stephabef Posts: 936 Member
    I totally don't have one. I'm far too awkward to ever use a "line" without either cracking up or stumbling over my words.
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    I've been out of the game so long. I'd rather just get to the punch line and say....let's *kitten*
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Prove it!
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    "Tell me if this rag smells like Chloroform to you."
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    I just put my hands on my hips and pop my boobs out super far and say, "My boobs are so small now that I've lost weight'
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    Haha
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Let's just say my move involves my teeth...and I promise it doesn't hurt!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I say "oh so smooth" and he's putty in my hands
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,189 Member
    "Tell me if this rag smells like Chloroform to you."
    :laugh:

    "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway!"

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  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    Paula Deen likes to say "stick your finger in there and tell me how much you love it" so that must be hers. :huh:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    You wanna come over for sex and pizza? No, whats the matter you don't like pizza?
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    You're like a trophy fish... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    heh about the chloroform response ..



    in all honesty, the line that worked the best on me was from a random guy at the bar. We were chatting and he ubruptbly interrupts me and says "I see how you are" and he walked away from me.

    for the rest of the night, i kept prodding him, trying to get an answer of wtf he was talking about. At the end of the night, he finally answer me. "It worked, didn't it?"
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    I have never needed a line
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    i'm 6'3" and i have dimples. i don't need lines.
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    my story about getting arrested seems to turn the boys on for some reason hahaha

    it might just be my killer smile though, too
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    I have never needed a line

    ^^This...that is all.
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    I was once told by a guy in a bar that he loved the way my legs went up and made an *kitten* out of themselves ...
    it didnt work but made me lol
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I have never needed a line

    No, just a picture of LL!
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    My husband's is "Wanna do it" he is all bashful when he says it and it's kinda cute lol.

    Me, I don't say nothing I just give him a look and he knows. Just bat my eyes at him and he's all over this lol.
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    I have never needed a line

    No, just a picture of LL!

    Yeah, I used to carry his picture with me whenever I would go out. If I saw a woman I wanted to get to know, I just handed her his picture. :huh:
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
    i'm 6'3" and i have dimples. i don't need lines.

    Dimples on a guy are my Achilles heel.


    What I find affective... while out in public or out with some friends, whisper what I want him to do to me later or what want to do to him.
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Yeah, I used to carry his picture with me whenever I would go out. If I saw a woman I wanted to get to know, I just handed her his picture. :huh:
    You might've had better results handing out his ATM receipts.
    -wtk
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I dont have one but if I had to pick Id say this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXYiW5aHeGA

    Right AJ :laugh:
  • dalgirly
    dalgirly Posts: 280 Member
    I just was having this conversation with my bf. I have no line. lol. I`m a big goof ball, and so I feel like I`m just totally unsexy if I use any sort of lines.

    So I`ve got nothing!
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