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  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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    This guy was an amateur.

    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.


    I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!


    Agreed-telling me to relax makes me lose my damn mind! Haha
  • jean1058
    jean1058 Posts: 86 Member
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    Or when my hubby says "you are just trying to start an argument" .... WHAT?!?!?!? oK BUSTER...game on! LOLOL.

    And if I AM on my period... don't you dare mention it! Unless you LIKE having your head bitten off and handed back to you!
  • wifeygonzo
    wifeygonzo Posts: 287 Member
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    I used to work in an office with an evil supervisor and co-worker. They would pick on me in front of customers so I would just ignore them and then they would ask me if I was in a "bad mood" because I was being "quite". Grrrrr!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    This guy was an amateur.

    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.
    I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!
    Hey... relax.
  • Pams_Shadow
    Pams_Shadow Posts: 233 Member
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    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

    :noway:

    FYI
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  • brybre0413
    brybre0413 Posts: 212 Member
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    people who owe me money and make me come looking for them....


    ok Like my little bro!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :explode:
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
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    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

    :noway:

    THIS!
  • fudgebudget
    fudgebudget Posts: 198 Member
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    I hate it when men tell me to smile at work. And it is ALWAYS men. Women never do this to me. "You should smile!" No, I don't work for tips, I don't have to smile, actually. It's pretty sexist, and while I don't fly off the handle, it REALLY ticks me off. Almost as much as the guy who called me "little lady" last week, though he did get the stink eye.
  • thefeeferz
    thefeeferz Posts: 23 Member
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    I dont comment much but BOY did I have to reply to this one! I absolutely HATE when people tell me to smile at work! And of course, as you said, its always men! I have 1,000 things to do at work and random people wanting to chit chat with me while they wait and I'm OBVIOUSLY busy ticks me off even more. Men.
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
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    I hate it when men tell me to smile at work. And it is ALWAYS men. Women never do this to me. "You should smile!" No, I don't work for tips, I don't have to smile, actually. It's pretty sexist, and while I don't fly off the handle, it REALLY ticks me off. Almost as much as the guy who called me "little lady" last week, though he did get the stink eye.

    Me too and you are right, it is always men. Hell, I get it from cashiers too. Really?? Give me a reason to smile, ahole!
  • PeaceLuvVeggies
    PeaceLuvVeggies Posts: 375 Member
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    This guy was an amateur.

    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.


    I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!


    Agreed-telling me to relax makes me lose my damn mind! Haha

    Yup.
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
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    OMG I hate that. My husband does that... I just respond "eff you" now I am. :grumble:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
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    someone accusing me of being in a bad mood when I'm not. The story: I'm a legal assistant and my boss has had this guy doing manual labor for the last couple of days. well, he left all the tools and materials outside the office and just left yesterday, so my boss had to bring everything in and he put it in one area. The guy comes in the office this morning and tells me he needs a circular saw. I asked him if he used it yesterday. He flew off the handle at me and screams "what the **ck, are you in a bad mood too? Jesus fng Christ, everyone is in a bad mood today!" OMG - I literally felt my blood pressure go through the roof. I told him "well, I AM NOW. Get the hell out of this office". I then explained to him that I asked him that so I would know where to find it! Holy crap, it was 1/2 hour ago and steam is still coming out of my ears.

    Okay, I feel better. Thanks for "listening"!

    Yep. Usually if I'm just tired and not talking and someone asks "What's your problem?", I usually say, "I actually didn't have one before, but now, it's you."
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    This guy was an amateur.

    Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

    For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
    and if that still doesn't work, try
    "Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

    That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:
  • heresmyinsidevoice
    heresmyinsidevoice Posts: 311 Member
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    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
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    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

    I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......
    :laugh:

    Well played!

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