Do you still eat bread or breathe?
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... please, please, PLEASE stop discussing the 'Do you still drink milk?' thread!
Moo cow is facepalming now!!
Moo cow is facepalming now!!
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yes I am ashamed to admit I still breathe...i know the air is full of toxins that can kill me, but I can't help it.0
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Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin0
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Bread? Yes.
Breathe? No... it's designed for baby cows to weigh a million pounds in two seconds. What's more, I'm fairly certain it will cause your teeth to fall out, and it might cause skin cancer in about 6 years. Of course none of us really need to breathe. That's why we have gills, right? :noway:
Wait... I think I might have that backwards... :huh:0 -
I don't eat bread, I absorb it... I absorb my air too.0
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Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin
that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...0 -
Everybody knows breathing is unhealthy for people who want to loose weight, imagine all that extra air you take in.. must add at least a pound on the scale!0
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... please, please, PLEASE stop discussing the 'Do you still drink milk?' thread!
Moo cow is facepalming now!!
well heck....here you are discussing it and telling us not to. that is not fair. discuss.0 -
I'm a vampire so i only breathe so others think I'm normal0
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I actually stopped breathing a few months back and it has done wonders for weight loss! I can't open my mouth (for fear of breathing) so I can't eat either...hence WEIGHT LOSS!!! :P
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Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin
that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...
Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol0 -
Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin
that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...
Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol
yes, but I hear they give you unwanted facial hair and make you gamble uncontrolably...0 -
Hey, wait, doesn't the milk need to breathe?0
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Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin
that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...
Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol
yes, but I hear they give you unwanted facial hair and make you gamble uncontrolably...
LIES! I can quite anytime I want! lol0 -
I only breath when I have to. HOWEVER I do NOT eat wheat. Most of the health problems we have in this country are because of wheat and like grains. I do enjoy bread made with almond and coconut flour. I enjoy flax meal crackers, and oopsi bread for my hamburgers and hotdogs.
I've lost 145 pounds in the past 21 months. I'm keeping it off. My energy level is through the roof and I feel great.0 -
you guys are silly :laugh:0
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1000 points to all of you each. Jokes are fun
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I breathe only organic air that is free of gluten, dairy, carbs and tastes wonderful like icecream :indifferent:0
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breathing is a diuretic. And bread retains water. So no.0
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I created air and bread...so there..
Joking aside I generally only eat Ezekiel bread if i want some.0 -
I do not eat bread!
I care about bread!
You people are uneducated and grow up believing that you need bread and you do not at all.
Bread doesn't deserve to suffer at the hands of humans, it is entitled to live.
Long live flour!0 -
air has too much calories so I gave up breathing a few months ago.....bread however is super nutritious and carb free so I eat 10 loaves a day!!0
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Loving the posts - hilarious 0
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Only flat bread and since I have asthma I sometimes fight to breathe but I still do it!!!0
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Loving the posts - hilarious
listen watermelon mustache lady person! nutrition is serious business. and you find it hilarious? well...ok0 -
I gave up both though sometimes I will confess I go on an breathing binge...
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hard habit to break, y'know.0 -
Thank you for this thread. Made my evening.0
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I read on the internet that air is full of toxic DHMO vapour so I stopped breathing about six months ago, and I haven't looked back. Do your research, people! What do you think every single cancer and heart disease patient has in common? That's right, BREATHING. The correlation is pretty obvious I should think.0
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I was reading about ways in which you lose fat................ and it turns out, not only do we lose it when we pee, we also lose it by breathing it out. So lets hope we are all still breathing, in more ways than one.0
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I'm also super excited for the new Gary Taubes book, "Good Gases, Bad Gases: How Atmospheric Nitrogen Is Somehow Responsible For All Your Problems".0
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I only breath when I have to. HOWEVER I do NOT eat wheat. Most of the health problems we have in this country are because of wheat and like grains. I do enjoy bread made with almond and coconut flour. I enjoy flax meal crackers, and oopsi bread for my hamburgers and hotdogs.
I've lost 145 pounds in the past 21 months. I'm keeping it off. My energy level is through the roof and I feel great.
wait....I am a little confused its not ok to eat wheat and like grains but its ok to eat processed meats like hamburgers and hotdogs??0
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