Do you still eat bread or breathe?

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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    This is awesome!
  • hail87666
    hail87666 Posts: 176 Member
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    I spread my bread with a generous helping of air .....and then dunk it in my milk :)
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    When I am feeling really naughty I get a 2 big loaves of bread and cut a slice down through the top (like subway), then I slip my feet in them and walk around town.
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    I gave up both though sometimes I will confess I go on an breathing binge...

    :noway:

    hard habit to break, y'know.

    what a dirty filthy confession!! you should be ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Only flat bread and since I have asthma I sometimes fight to breathe but I still do it!!!

    What? U discriminate against fat bread! Shame on you!
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*

    was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    When I am feeling really naughty I get a 2 big loaves of bread and cut a slice down through the top (like subway), then I slip my feet in them and walk around town.

    pictures or it didn't happen :laugh:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*

    was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL

    no cullen jacking allowed.
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    I read on the internet that air is full of toxic DHMO vapour so I stopped breathing about six months ago, and I haven't looked back. Do your research, people! What do you think every single cancer and heart disease patient has in common? That's right, BREATHING. The correlation is pretty obvious I should think.

    Actually, breathing is a constant in all living humans. The correlation between a constant and any variable is 0.

    \foil
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    I was reading about ways in which you lose fat................ and it turns out, not only do we lose it when we pee, we also lose it by breathing it out. So lets hope we are all still breathing, in more ways than one.

    I only breathe out. Inhaling makes me bloated.
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    does breathing burn calories..watch out or people will start logging in...along with some of the other fun "exercises" I see...
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
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    I knead bread... that way I burn the calories I am about to consume.... mmmmm freshly baked bread with butter, lots of real butter.... Oh dear, bread and butter is like food porn for me.... Now I am breathing heavy.... oops, I was gonna quit breathing wasn't I???

    :bigsmile:
  • jaynewould
    jaynewould Posts: 33
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    I read on the internet that air is full of toxic DHMO vapour so I stopped breathing about six months ago, and I haven't looked back. Do your research, people! What do you think every single cancer and heart disease patient has in common? That's right, BREATHING. The correlation is pretty obvious I should think.

    Actually, breathing is a constant in all living humans. The correlation between a constant and any variable is 0.

    \foil

    Clearly breathing is not a constant, as evidenced by all the reformed breathers in this very thread. You've just been brainwashed by Big Air and the powerful oxygen lobby. For shame.
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    I knead bread... that way I burn the calories I am about to consume.... mmmmm freshly baked bread with butter, lots of real butter.... Oh dear, bread and butter is like food porn for me.... Now I am breathing heavy.... oops, I was gonna quit breathing wasn't I???

    :bigsmile:


    LOL
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*

    was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL

    You knnot thaw that you mention it... :laugh:
  • Le_Joy
    Le_Joy Posts: 593 Member
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    We used to have air for dessert when I was a kid. When we asked for dessert my dad would say to open our mouths and inhale real big. And then be like that was dessert. He likes to think he's funny.
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    Loving the posts - hilarious :)

    listen watermelon mustache lady person! nutrition is serious business. and you find it hilarious? well...ok

    ya....what he said!!
  • gazz777
    gazz777 Posts: 722
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    .... Stop it. Next thing they will tell us Soylent Green is made out of something bad !
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    We used to have air for dessert when I was a kid. When we asked for dessert my dad would say to open our mouths and inhale real big. And then be like that was dessert. He likes to think he's funny.

    hmm..it does save calories :)

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