Do you still eat bread or breathe?
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breathing, yes I'm guilty...
bread...I am not that big on bread. I occasionally indulge (shhhh). Give me whole wheat or corn tortillas any day over bread.
Did anyone mention pie? I like pie. :bigsmile:0 -
I do not eat bread!
I care about bread!
You people are uneducated and grow up believing that you need bread and you do not at all.
Bread doesn't deserve to suffer at the hands of humans, it is entitled to live.
Long live flour!
One trip to the bread factory and you'll never eat bread again!0 -
I don't do either actually and I'm getting along fabulously!
Thanks for asking :flowerforyou:0 -
breathing, yes I'm guilty...
bread...I am not that big on bread. I occasionally indulge (shhhh). Give me whole wheat or corn tortillas any day over bread.
Did anyone mention pie? I like pie. :bigsmile:
no pie for you. NEXT!0 -
There used to be a Wonder Bread factory in Natick, MA. I sure do miss it...smelled wonderful driving by!0
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Now are we talking breathe or breed? I, too, have given up breathing (the waste of time! When I think of the YEARS I spent breathing!) I don't even know what bread is. I don't think, however, that I will stop (attempting) to breed.0
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breathing, yes I'm guilty...
bread...I am not that big on bread. I occasionally indulge (shhhh). Give me whole wheat or corn tortillas any day over bread.
Did anyone mention pie? I like pie. :bigsmile:
no pie for you. NEXT!
Pie Nazi! (ok don't report me, you gotta know this is a Seinfeld reference)
in that case...may I have some SOUP?0 -
I only breath when I have to. HOWEVER I do NOT eat wheat. Most of the health problems we have in this country are because of wheat and like grains. I do enjoy bread made with almond and coconut flour. I enjoy flax meal crackers, and oopsi bread for my hamburgers and hotdogs.
I've lost 145 pounds in the past 21 months. I'm keeping it off. My energy level is through the roof and I feel great.
wait....I am a little confused its not ok to eat wheat and like grains but its ok to eat processed meats like hamburgers and hotdogs??
...right?0 -
breathing, yes I'm guilty...
bread...I am not that big on bread. I occasionally indulge (shhhh). Give me whole wheat or corn tortillas any day over bread.
Did anyone mention pie? I like pie. :bigsmile:
no pie for you. NEXT!
Pie Nazi! (ok don't report me, you gotta know this is a Seinfeld reference)
in that case...may I have some SOUP?
no soup for you. NEXT!0 -
I breathe only organic air that is free of gluten, dairy, carbs and tastes wonderful like icecream :indifferent:
Don't forget Non-GMO!0 -
Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*0
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This is awesome!0
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I spread my bread with a generous helping of air .....and then dunk it in my milk
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When I am feeling really naughty I get a 2 big loaves of bread and cut a slice down through the top (like subway), then I slip my feet in them and walk around town.0
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I gave up both though sometimes I will confess I go on an breathing binge...
:noway:
hard habit to break, y'know.
what a dirty filthy confession!! you should be ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Only flat bread and since I have asthma I sometimes fight to breathe but I still do it!!!
What? U discriminate against fat bread! Shame on you!0 -
Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*
was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL0 -
When I am feeling really naughty I get a 2 big loaves of bread and cut a slice down through the top (like subway), then I slip my feet in them and walk around town.
pictures or it didn't happen :laugh:0 -
Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*
was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL
no cullen jacking allowed.0 -
I read on the internet that air is full of toxic DHMO vapour so I stopped breathing about six months ago, and I haven't looked back. Do your research, people! What do you think every single cancer and heart disease patient has in common? That's right, BREATHING. The correlation is pretty obvious I should think.
Actually, breathing is a constant in all living humans. The correlation between a constant and any variable is 0.
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I was reading about ways in which you lose fat................ and it turns out, not only do we lose it when we pee, we also lose it by breathing it out. So lets hope we are all still breathing, in more ways than one.
I only breathe out. Inhaling makes me bloated.0 -
does breathing burn calories..watch out or people will start logging in...along with some of the other fun "exercises" I see...0
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I knead bread... that way I burn the calories I am about to consume.... mmmmm freshly baked bread with butter, lots of real butter.... Oh dear, bread and butter is like food porn for me.... Now I am breathing heavy.... oops, I was gonna quit breathing wasn't I???
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I read on the internet that air is full of toxic DHMO vapour so I stopped breathing about six months ago, and I haven't looked back. Do your research, people! What do you think every single cancer and heart disease patient has in common? That's right, BREATHING. The correlation is pretty obvious I should think.
Actually, breathing is a constant in all living humans. The correlation between a constant and any variable is 0.
\foil
Clearly breathing is not a constant, as evidenced by all the reformed breathers in this very thread. You've just been brainwashed by Big Air and the powerful oxygen lobby. For shame.0 -
I knead bread... that way I burn the calories I am about to consume.... mmmmm freshly baked bread with butter, lots of real butter.... Oh dear, bread and butter is like food porn for me.... Now I am breathing heavy.... oops, I was gonna quit breathing wasn't I???
:bigsmile:
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Well ever since that date with some dude named Edward...I really don't feel the need nor the desire to do either. *shrugs*
was he sparkly in the sunlight? LOL
You knnot thaw that you mention it... :laugh:0 -
We used to have air for dessert when I was a kid. When we asked for dessert my dad would say to open our mouths and inhale real big. And then be like that was dessert. He likes to think he's funny.0
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Loving the posts - hilarious
listen watermelon mustache lady person! nutrition is serious business. and you find it hilarious? well...ok
ya....what he said!!0 -
.... Stop it. Next thing they will tell us Soylent Green is made out of something bad !0
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We used to have air for dessert when I was a kid. When we asked for dessert my dad would say to open our mouths and inhale real big. And then be like that was dessert. He likes to think he's funny.
hmm..it does save calories 0
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