Weighing In Rituals.......
I know you have them!! I do, what is your process for weighing in? I get up, pee then #2 (sorry) strip down, then weigh, then pee again....then wait 30 min...then weigh again.
Then cut my finger nails, and toe nails, then shave, then cut my hair, ..............lol just kidding I only do the first part!!!
Then cut my finger nails, and toe nails, then shave, then cut my hair, ..............lol just kidding I only do the first part!!!
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Well the day before weigh in I will drink a TON of extra water to flush any water weight out of my system. The following morning I will get up, potty, then strip down for my weigh in. I don't like weighing with clothes on, some clothes may only weigh a pound while others can make a difference of 3. So that is my weigh in ritual!0
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I get up. Toilet (whatever the body has to do, the body does!). Then I weigh, naked as a jay bird (that's stupid expression, by the way). Three times. Because the scale MIGHT be wrong.
I do this every day.
I USED to weight at night before bed too but I was driving myself crazy.0 -
wake up, pee, get naked, weigh in.
that's my ritual every monday & thursday.0 -
I get up use the bathroom, strip down and then weigh myself0
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1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily petals in a path towards the scale
2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight
Rinse and repeat0 -
i do that everyday as well...0
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I get up, pee, shower, get ready for work (except for clothes) then I usually have to pee and sometimes number 2 by that time, then I weigh. Same stuff every Wednesday morning. I usually try to eat healthier and drink more water on Tuesdays too.0
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1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily pedals in a path towards the scale
2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight
Rinse and repeat
lol
"pray to all that is holy" good stuff!! 0 -
I weigh daily in the morning after a good poo but before I eat.I know you have them!! I do, what is your process for weighing in? I get up, pee then #2 (sorry) strip down, then weigh, then pee again....then wait 30 min...then weigh again.
Then cut my finger nails, and toe nails, then shave, then cut my hair, ..............lol just kidding I only do the first part!!!
That's it.0 -
1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily pedals in a path towards the scale
2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight
Rinse and repeat
This had me inappropriately laughing out loud at work. Thanks.0 -
Geez I'm boring.
I wake up on any given random day...decide I want to weigh in...go pee...strip...weigh...go in shower.
The end!0 -
Every morning I weigh naked after my workout unless it's Saturday. That's my official weigh in day. That day I try to hold off until 9am to weigh in unless I have #2 before then. I always step on the scale at LEAST twice. If I have a huge loss the first time I step on it I probably will go up the second and third time. And there's no food before any of this...
Oh what we do to ourselves...:)0 -
I put a handle like on a slot machine put my quarters in......Come on 7's!!!!!:explode:0
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I'm an early morning weight checker.
Do my business, strip down to my undies and hop on.0 -
1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily petals in a path towards the scale
2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight
Rinse and repeat
I thought I was the only one0 -
Hey, I've been told that you should not shower before weighing in due to the water that your body will absorb while taking a shower. Plus, if you have long hair, like I do, the hair will soak up an immense amount of water.
Thoughts???0 -
Am I the only one who weighs in with clothes on?0
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Hey, I've been told that you should not shower before weighing in due to the water that your body will absorb while taking a shower. Plus, if you have long hair, like I do, the hair will soak up an immense amount of water.
Thoughts???
Yes!! I never weigh after my shower!!!0 -
1. Get out of bed....
2. Go pee.....
3. Step on scales......it's summer here so I sleep naked.....
4. Go back to bed for a bit.....
5. Get back on scales to re-check.....this I always find that I weigh less then I did the first time.....0 -
1. Get up
2. Strip down
3. Get on the scale (usually while chanting something positive under my breath and trying to think 'light' thoughts)0 -
Am I the only one who weighs myself with my clothes on? Lol.0
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Am I the only one who weighs in with clothes on?
Haha. I didn't see that when I posted mine. At least there is two of us...0 -
Hey, I've been told that you should not shower before weighing in due to the water that your body will absorb while taking a shower. Plus, if you have long hair, like I do, the hair will soak up an immense amount of water.
Thoughts???
It honestly depends on the day for me if my weight's up or down after my shower. I always step on the scale before the shower and sometimes after. Some days higher, some days lower. My hair's too short to make much difference there.0 -
Lol..very cute!0
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1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily petals in a path towards the scale
2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight
Rinse and repeat
LMAO! I should try this0 -
but instead: do my business, strip, weigh, swear, shower.
I also take a water pill every other day to keep the edema from getting too bad in my legs. I will only weigh the day AFTER I take my water pill. It's amazing how effective they are, both for the edema and weight loss.0 -
I know this is a looked-down-upon practice, but I weigh myself fully dressed and usually a bit after I eat. I track trends more than anything.0
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Daily weigher...I need to quit doing that!
So here's the daily ritual:
1-wake up
2-potty
3-coffee
4-coffee
5-change clothes
6-exercise
7-potty
8-strip
9-brush teeth
9a-ceremonial scale placing on the tile floor
9b-guess my weight
10-weigh
11-cheer or sigh
12-shower
I'm pathetic, as if brushing my teeth before a weigh in is going to in someway have me lose a pound! 0 -
Glad I am not the only one who pees and does anything else my body needs to do before I weigh in. I also strip down to my birthday suit and if I have on jewelry that comes off too! LOL. Then I step on the scale and pray. I like to weigh in the mornings, but I am known to weigh in the evenings too. Shows me how much damage I done during the day.
Happy weighing naked!0 -
I stand on one foot, jump up and down 20 times and throw some chicken bones on the floor!0
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