Kicked out of Olive Garden? Perhaps.

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  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
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    and reply, I can always lose weight, but you can' t fix ugly! nuff said
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
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    *ponders watching in the windows @ the Gig Harbor Olive Garden.....
  • MrsRadder
    MrsRadder Posts: 207 Member
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    You look great in your photo! Some people!
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
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    Dude... you should shank him. What a total douche! Enjoy your breadsticks.

    You could shank him WITH a breadstick!

    No no Lizzy Thats a waste of a perfectly good breadstick mmmmm breadstick

    :laugh:
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    Dude... you should shank him. What a total douche! Enjoy your breadsticks.

    You could shank him WITH a breadstick!
    Heh heh! Good idea!
  • CrystalMarie253
    CrystalMarie253 Posts: 128
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    SOME people need to be punched in the face. Jus sayin LOL!
  • souper5
    souper5 Posts: 26
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    Hahahahaha Love this!! Asshat and punch to the throat have me laughing out loud! Some of the comebacks are fantastic! It's usually the people that are unhappy with themselves that make the stupid, inconsiderate remarks....that or they are just a**holes!!!
    Olive Garden breadsticks and salad = MMMMMmmmmmmm good!
  • jjteddy1982
    jjteddy1982 Posts: 107
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    you tell him girl
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    ask for lemon for your water after you get the water, so they bring it out on a plate. then "accidentally" squirt the lemon in his eyes.

    oopsie. so sorry. then any time you see him from here on, order lemon.

    return the volley of psychological warfare until he is TERRIFIED of citrus fruits.

    he may die of scurrvy, but at least he will have learned.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
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    SOME people need to be punched in the face. Jus sayin LOL!

    Punched in the face? No. But high fived....in the face...with a chair? YES!
  • chrissyw63
    chrissyw63 Posts: 147 Member
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    You go, Miss Lady! haha better nobody come in between me and breadsticks ... you can drop weight, but you can't drop *kitten*. You 1, him 0

    Thanks for making my day with that the throat punch! :) Enjoy dinner!
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
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    ask for lemon for your water after you get the water, so they bring it out on a plate. then "accidentally" squirt the lemon in his eyes.

    oopsie. so sorry. then any time you see him from here on, order lemon.

    return the volley of psychological warfare until he is TERRIFIED of citrus fruits.

    he may die of scurrvy, but at least he will have learned.


    bahahaha This is why I :heart: You!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Dude... you should shank him. What a total douche! Enjoy your breadsticks.
    We have a winner. lol
  • sc1572
    sc1572 Posts: 2,309 Member
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    Ugh, good luck!!!! <3
  • ScarletFyre
    ScarletFyre Posts: 754 Member
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    Dude... you should shank him. What a total douche! Enjoy your breadsticks.

    You could shank him WITH a breadstick!

    my thought exactly!!!! :bigsmile:
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
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    A size 12?!? What could he possibly have to comment on? That's like nothing! I was a size 12 at my heaviest and was the thinnest person in my family.

    Like you said. Asshat.
  • TeresaWash
    TeresaWash Posts: 283
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    LOVE IT.... take no mercy on him! (i dream of a size 12)
  • itsuki
    itsuki Posts: 520 Member
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    The breadsticks are unlimited for a reason. That reason is you are supposed to eat as many as you want.

    My favourite reply to someone who comments negatively about my weight (other than those close to me, of course), is something to the effect of, "Yes, but isn't it great that I can lose weight? Too bad you can't lose being a d***wad."

    :P
  • tiggerbounce411
    tiggerbounce411 Posts: 401 Member
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    I will gladly cheer on the post. I CANT STAND asswads like that. Tell him to take his douchecanoe *kitten* on..and punch him in the throat, sounds like he deserves that for good measure.
  • Squir88
    Squir88 Posts: 24
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    photo's or it didn't happen.. :)

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