Kicked out of Olive Garden? Perhaps.

ask for lemon for your water after you get the water, so they bring it out on a plate. then "accidentally" squirt the lemon in his eyes.

oopsie. so sorry. then any time you see him from here on, order lemon.

return the volley of psychological warfare until he is TERRIFIED of citrus fruits.

he may die of scurrvy, but at least he will have learned.

bahahaha This is why I You!

Ugh, good luck!!!!

A size 12?!? What could he possibly have to comment on? That's like nothing! I was a size 12 at my heaviest and was the thinnest person in my family.

Like you said. Asshat.

The breadsticks are unlimited for a reason. That reason is you are supposed to eat as many as you want.

My favourite reply to someone who comments negatively about my weight (other than those close to me, of course), is something to the effect of, "Yes, but isn't it great that I can lose weight? Too bad you can't lose being a d***wad."

:P

photo's or it didn't happen..

SOME people need to be punched in the face. Jus sayin LOL!

Punched in the face? No. But high fived....in the face...with a chair? YES!

/\...THIS DEFINATELY!!!

If you would like some *kitten*-istance, let me know! I'd love to get in on this! :explode:

Having dinner w my hubbys family tonight. All well and good except his cousin's asshat of a husband is going to be there. He makes some sort of sneaky, subtle, snarky comment about my weight or how I look every time we see him. Every.Single.Time. My husband has even talked to him about it. At my largest, I was a size 12, by the way. I swear to God if he makes a fat joke or comments on how many breadsitcks I eat ( I plan on having as many as I feel like, btw) I will punch him in the throat with one of my new kick *kitten* kickboxing moves. So if any of you hear on the news about a woman getting kicked out of the Olive Garden,it was me and he had it coming.

I got your back girl.

sounds like a complete as@wipe. feel sorry for your husband's cousin...
good luck, have fun, and eat whatever the hell you want.

Throw him a curveball and punch his wife in the face! You'll do more damage and he'll never hear the end of it! :laugh:

Seriously though, just be as curtly courteous as possible and you'll easily make him look like a total idiot.


Or punch his wife... Just saying.

First... i am totally jealous of your dining choices tonite... since it is my ALL TIME favorite resturaunt and the closest one is 3 hours away... and he is beyond an ASSHAT. Karma is all i have to say... and if it's you getting to punch him in the throat, all the better.

Having dinner w my hubbys family tonight. All well and good except his cousin's asshat of a husband is going to be there. He makes some sort of sneaky, subtle, snarky comment about my weight or how I look every time we see him. Every.Single.Time. My husband has even talked to him about it. At my largest, I was a size 12, by the way. I swear to God if he makes a fat joke or comments on how many breadsitcks I eat ( I plan on having as many as I feel like, btw) I will punch him in the throat with one of my new kick *kitten* kickboxing moves. So if any of you hear on the news about a woman getting kicked out of the Olive Garden,it was me and he had it coming.

I tend to agree with the others about kicking the douche's *kitten*, but a better response would be to roll your eyes at him and reply "Actually I have lost 'x amount' lbs, have you done anything to better yourself?" :laugh: :explode: :grumble:

Having dinner w my hubbys family tonight. All well and good except his cousin's asshat of a husband is going to be there. He makes some sort of sneaky, subtle, snarky comment about my weight or how I look every time we see him. Every.Single.Time. My husband has even talked to him about it. At my largest, I was a size 12, by the way. I swear to God if he makes a fat joke or comments on how many breadsitcks I eat ( I plan on having as many as I feel like, btw) I will punch him in the throat with one of my new kick *kitten* kickboxing moves. So if any of you hear on the news about a woman getting kicked out of the Olive Garden,it was me and he had it coming.

Oh man i'm sorry... I know what it's like to have that kind of family. Two years ago i went back home for Easter and attended a huge church. During the service I needed to take my 4 year old to the bathroom. Walking down the isle my Aunt gets up from the back and heads my way and loudly says "YOU GOT FAT" {:mad: where like rows and rows of people heard and turned... I wanted to die.. now i'm 10 pounds havier and will be going home in a month 1/2.. scary... those kinds of people have issues.. but it does affect us.. Again i'm sorry, eat all that you want and might really want to think about the comment of dropping your soup in his lap :happy:

I'll make sure to look for you in the news tomorrow!

Maybe next comment, you make the comment, "I've been working on my weight, why haven't you been working on that [___________] attitude of yours?

^This. I can't stand when poeple think they can comment on my weight. My Brother-in-law tried this a year ago but saying, " Patti and I are very worried about you and Jim.You have both put on a lot of weight and we are concerned about that." (Jim wasn't around or his brother would have been squeeling like a little girl.) He felt it was his Christian duty to "Help me." I looked him right in the eye, in front of family members and reminded him that Patti had just lost 80 pounds and has diabetes, his daughter just had lap band surgery and is gaining the weight back, and then I asked him when the last time was anyone called him "Slim." He admitted that he was a little heavy but not as bad as Jim and I. As my head partially exploded I mentioned glass houses. (He got my point.) This year he mentioned that he had lost 25 pounds in a year and I said that I had lost 30 in three months. SCHOOLED! He's got 10-15 more and I have 100. Let's see how this goes. BTW, the rest of the family loved that he got his hat handed to him but most of them felt I should have made him bleed. I kinda agree.

Sorry