i'm going to stop

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engineman312
engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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eating after 9pm in 2012, to help me lose weight. and in the morning, to speed up my metabolism, i'm going to eat more breakfast. but only real breakfast foods, that way my body doesn't get confused and think i'm having lunch or something.
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  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    I approve of your sarcasm sir :)
  • runlaugheatpie
    runlaugheatpie Posts: 376 Member
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    do you think your body gets confused if you eat a 4oz piece of chicken in the morning rather than cereal or oatmeal or something?
  • runlaugheatpie
    runlaugheatpie Posts: 376 Member
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    oh wait...


    duh. not awake yet. this is supposed to be funny no?
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    also, going to clean more. i have a triathlon to prepare for!
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
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    This is awesome!
  • sandimack
    sandimack Posts: 158 Member
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    Clean is good
  • MrsNoir
    MrsNoir Posts: 236 Member
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    Hey! that's my plan to lose weight for this year! 258 calories per 90 mins of normal cleaning (according to my new Polar F7) doesn't sound bad at all, plus the house will always be ready for guests 24/7! Very important when you have kids at home too.. :D. Also you won't get bulky, because you use different muscles each time, as there are always different chores... Off I go to do the laundry now, yuk!!:(
    also, going to clean more. i have a triathlon to prepare for!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
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    eating after 9pm in 2012, to help me lose weight. and in the morning, to speed up my metabolism, i'm going to eat more breakfast. but only real breakfast foods, that way my body doesn't get confused and think i'm having lunch or something.
    Cherios speeds metabolism.
    And home fries with eggs - sunny side up!
  • traceracer
    traceracer Posts: 303 Member
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    lol
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    I need a low calorie version of icecream, chocolate and pizza
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
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    You will need to start with a cleanse.....
  • Kamalka
    Kamalka Posts: 164 Member
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    hihihi :laugh:
  • Kamalka
    Kamalka Posts: 164 Member
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    hihihi :laugh:
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
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    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    i would invest in a tape worm if i was you...
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    lol slightly mean and yet hilarious
  • carilou
    carilou Posts: 16
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    Good For You! Eat lots of protein and fiber in the morning; it will really make a difference!
  • learningtolove
    learningtolove Posts: 288 Member
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    better do a bi monthly juice fast too!
  • Mandypt
    Mandypt Posts: 173 Member
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    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,616 Member
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    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?

    yes. it dramatically alters the water level in water.

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