i'm going to stop

engineman312
engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
eating after 9pm in 2012, to help me lose weight. and in the morning, to speed up my metabolism, i'm going to eat more breakfast. but only real breakfast foods, that way my body doesn't get confused and think i'm having lunch or something.
«1

Replies

  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    I approve of your sarcasm sir :)
  • runlaugheatpie
    runlaugheatpie Posts: 376 Member
    do you think your body gets confused if you eat a 4oz piece of chicken in the morning rather than cereal or oatmeal or something?
  • runlaugheatpie
    runlaugheatpie Posts: 376 Member
    oh wait...


    duh. not awake yet. this is supposed to be funny no?
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    also, going to clean more. i have a triathlon to prepare for!
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    This is awesome!
  • sandimack
    sandimack Posts: 136 Member
    Clean is good
  • MrsNoir
    MrsNoir Posts: 236 Member
    Hey! that's my plan to lose weight for this year! 258 calories per 90 mins of normal cleaning (according to my new Polar F7) doesn't sound bad at all, plus the house will always be ready for guests 24/7! Very important when you have kids at home too.. :D. Also you won't get bulky, because you use different muscles each time, as there are always different chores... Off I go to do the laundry now, yuk!!:(
    also, going to clean more. i have a triathlon to prepare for!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    eating after 9pm in 2012, to help me lose weight. and in the morning, to speed up my metabolism, i'm going to eat more breakfast. but only real breakfast foods, that way my body doesn't get confused and think i'm having lunch or something.
    Cherios speeds metabolism.
    And home fries with eggs - sunny side up!
  • traceracer
    traceracer Posts: 303 Member
    lol
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    I need a low calorie version of icecream, chocolate and pizza
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    You will need to start with a cleanse.....
  • Kamalka
    Kamalka Posts: 164 Member
    hihihi :laugh:
  • Kamalka
    Kamalka Posts: 164 Member
    hihihi :laugh:
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    i would invest in a tape worm if i was you...
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    lol slightly mean and yet hilarious
  • carilou
    carilou Posts: 16
    Good For You! Eat lots of protein and fiber in the morning; it will really make a difference!
  • learningtolove
    learningtolove Posts: 288 Member
    better do a bi monthly juice fast too!
  • Mandypt
    Mandypt Posts: 173 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?

    yes. it dramatically alters the water level in water.
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    If you guys would just take your pregnant lady pee (HCG) you wouldn't have to worry about any of the above!
  • Moonbeamlissie
    Moonbeamlissie Posts: 504 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?

    yes. it dramatically alters the water level in water.


    hahahahahahahah this is toooooooo funny!!!:laugh: :noway:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    This thread makes me smile... and smiling burns calories. I think. Or maybe that's just laughing? Hmm...
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    This thread makes me smile... and smiling burns calories. I think. Or maybe that's just laughing? Hmm...

    You can burn more calories if you stare at my pictures. It's been proven to elevate your heart rate and body temperature.
  • Sd0510
    Sd0510 Posts: 295 Member
    This thread makes me smile... and smiling burns calories. I think. Or maybe that's just laughing? Hmm...

    You can burn more calories if you stare at my pictures. It's been proven to elevate your heart rate and body temperature.

    The only reason I would burn calories looking at your picture is becasue my hatred for the JETS (ew!!) would cause me to frown and frowing takes more energy than smiling.
  • amandabrady
    amandabrady Posts: 203 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?

    yes. it dramatically alters the water level in water.

    Ahahahaha you guys are killin' me here!!!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    also, going to clean more. i have a triathlon to prepare for!

    Because I want to help you be all that you can be,Im going to let you come clean my house.This is of course out of the kindness of my heart,and a sacrafice im willing to make to help you reach your triathlon goal.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    whatever you do, remember, no carbs for dinner! Insulin fairies are known to turn it into fat overnight.
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    But don't count your water intake if you put crystal light in it. Cuz that means it's not water any more.


    is that true?

    yes. it dramatically alters the water level in water.

    Ahahahaha you guys are killin' me here!!!!

    Don't even mention the effects of ice cubes! Diet Killer
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    This thread makes me smile... and smiling burns calories. I think. Or maybe that's just laughing? Hmm...

    You can burn more calories if you stare at my pictures. It's been proven to elevate your heart rate and body temperature.
    I know - how do you think I managed to avoid gaining any weight over the holidays? :wink:
This discussion has been closed.

Categories