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Looking For SmartA$$es

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  • Onesnap
    Onesnap Posts: 2,819 Member
    34 from Boston! Friend me! :) I'm wicked smahhhht as we say here.
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Hey!!! Transplant from NYC to ATLANTA, too! Sailor mouth comes with the territory of living in NYC I guess! Love a good joke (always). Add me if you would like!
  • mhankosk
    mhankosk Posts: 513 Member
    added! :)
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Maybe a group should be created :)
  • DallasLeann
    DallasLeann Posts: 44
    See the replies to the previous post "Single looking for a Female Running Partner." I am sure you can find someone there. lol
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
    I still dont know why ****ing sailors get a ****ty reputation for ****ing cussing all the ****ing time,,,, ****!
  • AdAstra47
    AdAstra47 Posts: 823 Member
    Fellow Music Nerd and Smart@ss here!

    Have to say, though, I don't know why you're disappointed that your MFP friends are vanishing. Isn't that the point, here? I keep telling my friends, "You're going to be seeing less and less of me." :tongue:
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    The secret to happiness is a sense of humor and a short memory!
  • K_M_O_C_K
    K_M_O_C_K Posts: 32 Member
    Absolutely feel free to add me (same goes for anyone else in this thread). I am definitely a smartass and love a good sense of humor. In fact I wrote my first blog entry the other week and warned people if I do any more they will most likely involve cursing and sarcasm. It's how I roll...(okay technically I roll in a minivan with my two kids but whatever).
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    You sound like my kind of friend, request sent!
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I've got this rash that started after a weekend in San Fran full of drunken debauchery and glory holes. The cream the doctor gave me came with a hazmat symbol and some silver gloves and a lot of "may cause ...... and may contain ....." type lingo. Anyone know how soon I can expect relief or at least when the strange glow off my satchel will calm down? The itching is really cutting into my workout schedule but I may have found a way to log it as cardio.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I've got this rash that started after a weekend in San Fran full of drunken debauchery and glory holes. The cream the doctor gave me came with a hazmat symbol and some silver gloves and a lot of "may cause ...... and may contain ....." type lingo. Anyone know how soon I can expect relief or at least when the strange glow off my satchel will calm down? The itching is really cutting into my workout schedule but I may have found a way to log it as cardio.
    LMAO!!!!
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    Some days... its like punching yourself in the nuts to offset the pain in your @ss!
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 197 Member
    Sound like my kind of people.

    I'm and IT boy with a motor vehicle mechanics mouth.

    That would be because I used to look after all the computer equipment in the Vehicle Work Shops.

    Mouth engages followed by Brain.

    So hit me with a friend request if you ain't full already :o)

    Lets make this fun,
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    Effing send the request already!

    Not only do I have a dirty mind, have a raunchy (Army) mouth but I also log every day.

    Trifecta.
  • finding_my_way
    finding_my_way Posts: 174 Member
    added, anyone is free to add me, love a sense of humor and a little debauchery ;)
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 197 Member
    Must add I am very Jealous that your in NYC.

    Only think that I want more than being able to get up and run/walk through Central Park everymorning is to be able to get up and run/walk along Venice Beach to work every morning.

    Rain,Shine,Snow whatever. Love the Beach and Love central Park.
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 653 Member
    i get so tired of having to edit my posts on here before i send them, i swear like a trooper, love dirty jokes, does not get easily offended and if i were i'd come right out and tell ya rather than *****ing about it behind your back, but i'm not a music nerd, i like it but i couldn't tell you who was in the charts right now or anything like that. still feel free to add me
  • superflyrbi
    superflyrbi Posts: 80 Member
    Friend request sent...even though I find this thread offensive and all the cussing in it pi$$e$ me off, so you guys knock it the f$5!k off before I report it. SQUIRREL! Now what was I saying?
  • RedMuse
    RedMuse Posts: 50 Member
    Add me .. love it!!!
  • brandimacleod
    brandimacleod Posts: 368 Member
    Some days... its like punching yourself in the nuts to offset the pain in your @ss!

    Looking for a great SmartA$$ supporter? He is the best!
  • Zodiacsmom
    Zodiacsmom Posts: 105 Member
    Count me in, I am new to the forum, but am fun as hell, not sure how to "add" you, so maybe you could "add" me :) I have to lose 50-75lbs so I need all the laughs and help I can get!
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    BUMP!

    So I can track all you smart @sses in one place at a later time!
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