Toxic fumes raiding my breathing space....help!

It should stop as your body adjusts to the new diet. I would suggest adding a cup or two of hot mint tea to your diet. That will help your digestion.

Mint tea- got it! I have some... going to drink some NOW! :laugh:

Porka- LMAO...my hubby wears a cpap to bed and the other night I warned him before he climbed in that I had "nutri tooted" and He giggled and said "haha..Im putting on my antigas mask" ....a few minutes later after i nutri-tooted again (going to bed always makes that happen) he was like "GOOD GOD WOMAN!! GO SLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM!!"

Good to know Im not alone! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Bed time has turned out to be one of our most fun times together - esp since I cannot hold in my giggles and he knows before it arrives - he looks like a gang member with his shirt around his nose :laugh: In modern times, this has not added to our sexki life :bigsmile: but since that is not always in the cards atleast we have a good laugh before bed, and sometimes (or so I've been told) thereafter when I go to sleep :laugh: :laugh:

No, you're not alone and he's tried to up me............only when I serve him brussel sprouts can he possibly up me :laugh:

I was gonna say Beano!! But I decided to consult Mayo Clinic instead. Glad they said Beano, too.
There's a whole bunch of info on this, but here's the pertinent stuff for relief:
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Gas and Gas Pains / Treatments and drugs
By Mayo Clinic staff

If your gas pains are caused by another health problem, treating the underlying condition may offer relief. Otherwise, bothersome gas is generally treated with dietary measures, lifestyle modifications or over-the-counter medications. Although the solution isn't the same for everyone, with a little trial and error, most people are able to find some relief.

DIET
The following dietary changes may help reduce the amount of gas your body produces or help gas move more quickly through your system:

Try to identify and avoid the foods that affect you the most. Foods that cause gas problems for many people include beans, onions, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, artichokes, asparagus, pears, apples, peaches, prunes, sugar-free candies and chewing gum, whole-wheat bread, bran cereals or muffins, beer, sodas and other carbonated beverages, milk, cream, ice cream, and ice milk.
Try cutting back on fried and fatty foods. Often, bloating results from eating fatty foods. Fat delays stomach emptying and can increase the sensation of fullness.

Temporarily cut back on high-fiber foods. Add them back gradually over weeks. If you take a fiber supplement, try cutting back on the amount you take and build up your intake gradually. If your symptoms persist, you might try a different fiber supplement. Be sure to take fiber supplements with at least 8 ounces of water and drink plenty of liquids throughout each day.

Reduce your use of dairy products. Try using low-lactose dairy foods, such as yogurt, instead of milk. Or try using products that help digest lactose, such as Lactaid or Dairy Ease. Consuming small amounts of milk products at one time or consuming them with other foods also may make them easier to digest. In some cases, however, you may need to eliminate dairy foods completely.

Try a cup of peppermint tea. Peppermint oil contains menthol, which appears to have an antispasmodic effect on the smooth muscles of your digestive tract. You may find that a warm cup of peppermint tea can provide relief from gas and gas pain. On the other hand, peppermint may contribute to heartburn and acid reflux.

Over-the-counter remedies
Some products may help, but they aren't always effective. Consider trying:

Beano
Add Beano to beans and vegetables to help reduce the amount of gas they produce. For Beano to be effective, you need to take it with your first bite of food. It works best when there's only a little gas in your intestines.

Lactase supplements
Supplements of the enzyme lactase (Lactaid, Dairy Ease), which helps you digest lactose, may help if you are lactose intolerant. You might also try dairy products that are lactose-free or have reduced lactose. They're available at most grocery stores.

Simethicone
See if you benefit from using one of the many over-the-counter products that contain simethicone (Gas-X, Gelusil, Mylanta, Mylicon). Simethicone helps break up the bubbles in gas and may help with excessive belching.

Activated charcoal
Charcoal tablets (CharcoCaps, Charcoal Plus, others) also may help. You take them before and after a meal. They're available in natural food stores and many drugstores.
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From:
http://mayoclinic.com/health/gas-and-gas-pains/DS00080/DSECTION=treatments-and-drugs

Topic:
http://mayoclinic.com/health/gas-and-gas-pains/DS00080

LMAO, reading these posts have made me loose probably 100 calories. I'm glad to know that I'm not alone...lol.

I just laughed so hard reading this post! It totally reminded me of my husband and I. We have "wars" sometimes too. I hate to say it (or should I be glad?) he always kicks my *kitten*!!! haha We have a new commercial on the radio here and it is talking about watching out for the smell of gas (in our homes) and even though I know it is a totally serious topic, I still laugh hysterically over it. It says something like if you smell gas run. If you hear a weezing noise (can't remember the word it uses) get out right away and if you hear popping noise, it could be VERY serious. I will have to write it down the next time I hear it. All that I can think about the whole time is my husbands rear end making those noises! :laugh: :laugh:

I think you should just lift your leg and let em rip, BE LOUD AND PROUD!! :laugh:

I second that motion!

ROFLOL!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I am SO glad to know I'm not the only one with this "condition"!! I love Curves bars, but they turn into deadly and noisy gas!! :embarassed: :embarassed: I gave them up - wasn't worth it! I've found that Phazyme Anti-Gas softgels work better for me than Beano, especially if there's any pressure/bloating before the gas releases

My only pressure is making sure I get the "surprise" effect:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think you should just lift your leg and let em rip, BE LOUD AND PROUD!! :laugh:

...unless you're taking alli (i should tell that thread about this one).

I am still laughing at this one - LOVE IT!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


oh yeah - with Alli - you better hold back or you're in trouble...

OK just to save your family from your biological warfare
I recommend drinking a cup of kefir each day on an empty stomach.

Kefir is awesome and adds good bacteria into your digestive tract... helps to cut down on gas.