Pardon me while i LOL

i just stepped outside to check the mail before i did cardio, and a man from down the street was riding his lawnmower down the road. Im in my workout gear, so he pulls up and says, "you work out a lot, huh? I see you jogging all the time." i notice two 5lb dumbells in his lap. "yes'sir, 6 days a week." he puffs his chest out and goes,"yeah, my resolution is to work out, im doing this twice a day, 3 days a week." all i could muster was a crackling "good for you." before darting inside. He drove, feet propped up, for one more driveway, and then 3 driveways back to his house. He never touched the dumbells. despite being perfectly capable of chasing one of his lunatic dogs when it escapes, he drives his lawnmower across the yard to pick something up. And apparently as long as you have ten pounds on your lap, riding a lawnmower the length of a football field is a good burn. Im gonna skip cardio and just rock in my recliner with my cat in my lap. How about you?