Will I die if I don't enter my MFP food log?

BrooklynBeast
BrooklynBeast Posts: 44
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
I heard this was possible. Just wondering if anyone experienced death by skipping a day or so from entering their log.
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  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    I skipped a day once.... I woke up a week later in St Mary's Hospital. I was one of the lucky ones, only suffering a mild heart attack.... The Doctors said that If I ever miss a day again, I will surely die.
    I fear every day that my internet will be down....
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Silly! No! Of course not! You'll just gain all of your weight back overnight.
    Sleep tight.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    They will come for you. There is no escape.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I skipped a year, and I died three times.
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    Yes. I totally died. Luckily, i learned ,my lesson. I bet you didn't know that the undead have weight issues too...
  • bpurc22
    bpurc22 Posts: 180 Member
    You don't die. Your punishment is you have to eat Greek Yogurt only for the following week. That's where you die
  • ReverendJim
    ReverendJim Posts: 260 Member
    Of course you won't die, silly. What the hell are you thinking? Your weight will just transfer up to that last person who commented before me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^... :)
  • unicornassassin
    unicornassassin Posts: 141 Member
    Silly! No! Of course not! You'll just gain all of your weight back overnight.
    Sleep tight.

    Plus some.
  • seaoftears
    seaoftears Posts: 46 Member
    Yes, you will die and become Skeletor! Ultimate weight loss! WIN!
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    Yes, yes you will. I have never seen such a fiercely restricted support group before. No grace whatsoever. Nice knowing ya.
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
    You don't die. Your punishment is you have to eat Greek Yogurt only for the following week. That's where you die

    -screams in terror-
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    You may not die, but you'll surely wish you were dead. God Help your miserable soul...
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Not only will you die but your dog will too. It is that bad. Do not do it.
  • Jujubie
    Jujubie Posts: 130 Member
    I considered it one but chickened out at the last minute (when the visions started appearing and the voices started calling) and put in estimated calories. Scary moment that I am not about to chance again.
  • MericoX
    MericoX Posts: 199 Member
    If you don't, the Walkers come getcha!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I hear the MFP thugs come after your family. :noway:
  • jennajosephine
    jennajosephine Posts: 85 Member
    yes. yes, you will die.
  • ddran143
    ddran143 Posts: 34
    I hear the MFP thugs come after your family. :noway:

    :laugh:
  • rebysue
    rebysue Posts: 136
    Seriously!? Crap! I knew I never should have joined...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Yes, because if you don't enter your food log it likely means you are eating high fat foods that you are embarrassed to log. Strangely enough, you never once posted on the forums about should you or should you not try Ally...so you will have severe anal leakage, and then you will die.
  • AmandaCaswell1982
    AmandaCaswell1982 Posts: 170 Member
    It's actually a fate worse than death.
  • KandieLantz
    KandieLantz Posts: 423 Member
    Watch out for the MFP Walkers... it WILL happen, there is NO escape!
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    I didn't die, I turned into a hamster.
  • ViolaEverAfter
    ViolaEverAfter Posts: 36 Member
    :laugh:
  • maryjay51
    maryjay51 Posts: 742
    lol probably not..i log it all down because im in a contest and it helps me stay on track .. otherwise i wouldnt be documenting it as strictly as i am now.. u wanting to have pizza or somethning and dont want to put it on here ?? lol
  • dayylight
    dayylight Posts: 69
    You will most likely die a slow and painful death. Or if you survive you'll wish you had died.
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    ahh, and sarcasm lives on, I died, once ya know, wasn't bad
  • lucky_duck
    lucky_duck Posts: 1
    Where's the like button when I really need it. So many great responses to crazy question.....good job people! I'm seriously addicted to MFP. I just drank out of the milk carton and I think I'm going to log it! 2 oz or 4 oz...hmmm....ha ha ha ha ha:noway:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Certain death, followed by zombie life. Lots of protein in braaaiiiinnssssss.... I wonder if brains are in the database?
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Where's the like button when I really need it. So many great responses to crazy question.....good job people! I'm seriously addicted to MFP. I just drank out of the milk carton and I think I'm going to log it! 2 oz or 4 oz...hmmm....ha ha ha ha ha:noway:

    YES!! Where IS the like button!? :tongue:
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