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    Will I die if I don't enter my MFP food log?

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    edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I heard this was possible. Just wondering if anyone experienced death by skipping a day or so from entering their log.

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    • Posts: 563 Member
      I skipped a day once.... I woke up a week later in St Mary's Hospital. I was one of the lucky ones, only suffering a mild heart attack.... The Doctors said that If I ever miss a day again, I will surely die.
      I fear every day that my internet will be down....
    • Posts: 2,365 Member
      Silly! No! Of course not! You'll just gain all of your weight back overnight.
      Sleep tight.
    • Posts: 3,316 Member
      They will come for you. There is no escape.
    • Posts: 4,463 Member
      I skipped a year, and I died three times.
    • Posts: 1,096 Member
      Yes. I totally died. Luckily, i learned ,my lesson. I bet you didn't know that the undead have weight issues too...
    • Posts: 180 Member
      You don't die. Your punishment is you have to eat Greek Yogurt only for the following week. That's where you die
    • Posts: 260 Member
      Of course you won't die, silly. What the hell are you thinking? Your weight will just transfer up to that last person who commented before me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^... :)
    • Posts: 141 Member
      Silly! No! Of course not! You'll just gain all of your weight back overnight.
      Sleep tight.

      Plus some.
    • Posts: 46 Member
      Yes, you will die and become Skeletor! Ultimate weight loss! WIN!
    • Posts: 376 Member
      Yes, yes you will. I have never seen such a fiercely restricted support group before. No grace whatsoever. Nice knowing ya.
    • Posts: 359 Member
      You don't die. Your punishment is you have to eat Greek Yogurt only for the following week. That's where you die

      -screams in terror-
    • Posts: 729 Member
      You may not die, but you'll surely wish you were dead. God Help your miserable soul...
    • Posts: 1,493 Member
      Not only will you die but your dog will too. It is that bad. Do not do it.
    • Posts: 130 Member
      I considered it one but chickened out at the last minute (when the visions started appearing and the voices started calling) and put in estimated calories. Scary moment that I am not about to chance again.
    • Posts: 199 Member
      If you don't, the Walkers come getcha!
    • Posts: 1,340 Member
      I hear the MFP thugs come after your family. :noway:
    • Posts: 85 Member
      yes. yes, you will die.
    • Posts: 34
      I hear the MFP thugs come after your family. :noway:

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 136
      Seriously!? Crap! I knew I never should have joined...
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      Yes, because if you don't enter your food log it likely means you are eating high fat foods that you are embarrassed to log. Strangely enough, you never once posted on the forums about should you or should you not try Ally...so you will have severe anal leakage, and then you will die.
    • Posts: 170 Member
      It's actually a fate worse than death.
    • Posts: 423 Member
      Watch out for the MFP Walkers... it WILL happen, there is NO escape!
    • Posts: 1,263 Member
      I didn't die, I turned into a hamster.
    • Posts: 36 Member
      :laugh:
    • Posts: 742
      lol probably not..i log it all down because im in a contest and it helps me stay on track .. otherwise i wouldnt be documenting it as strictly as i am now.. u wanting to have pizza or somethning and dont want to put it on here ?? lol
    • Posts: 69
      You will most likely die a slow and painful death. Or if you survive you'll wish you had died.
    • Posts: 1,987 Member
      ahh, and sarcasm lives on, I died, once ya know, wasn't bad
    • Posts: 1
      Where's the like button when I really need it. So many great responses to crazy question.....good job people! I'm seriously addicted to MFP. I just drank out of the milk carton and I think I'm going to log it! 2 oz or 4 oz...hmmm....ha ha ha ha ha:noway:
    • Posts: 1,173 Member
      Certain death, followed by zombie life. Lots of protein in braaaiiiinnssssss.... I wonder if brains are in the database?
    • Posts: 1,173 Member
      Where's the like button when I really need it. So many great responses to crazy question.....good job people! I'm seriously addicted to MFP. I just drank out of the milk carton and I think I'm going to log it! 2 oz or 4 oz...hmmm....ha ha ha ha ha:noway:

      YES!! Where IS the like button!? :tongue:
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