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  • scarletleavy
    scarletleavy Posts: 841 Member
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    So I recently posted on a local message board looking for an apartments/roommates, etc. Totally normal, it's what pretty much everyone around here uses to find roommates and so far i've gotten a bunch of good replies and seen a few places.

    Then this morning I get the creepiest email. This guy asks if he can take me skiing in Canada with him for 2 weeks, like whole trip paid for type of thing. I mean WTF? Haha I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered? I guess I could apparently make bank being an escort?
    What a pathetic excuse of a man.
    Anyway, you should go if this guys worth half a look, make him pay for everything and have a wonderful weekend skiing and a fabulous adventure.
    That's what I'd do if I were in your position and again, so long as the host wasn't a complete toad.

    Just be in mass the following Sunday to repent...lol

    It's okay to *kitten* yourself out as long as the guy is okay looking...riiiiiight....because looks are everything, and axe murderering rapists are never hot
    How does one know the ax murdering rapist is not just misunderstood?
    Inside he might be a sweet guy.

    JUDGE NOT!

    He says he's a doctor from Switzerland, so either definitely not an axe murdering rapist or a really excellent axe murdering racist. One of the two...
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    skiing... in the mountains...where no one can hear your screams...

    This was my first thought, there was no "I think I'd be flattered." It was all ^^^that right there.
  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
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    Also, it wouldn't be flattering to have someone think you are stupid enough to take him up on this ludicrous offer. You obviously are not stupid.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    So I recently posted on a local message board looking for an apartments/roommates, etc. Totally normal, it's what pretty much everyone around here uses to find roommates and so far i've gotten a bunch of good replies and seen a few places.

    Then this morning I get the creepiest email. This guy asks if he can take me skiing in Canada with him for 2 weeks, like whole trip paid for type of thing. I mean WTF? Haha I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered? I guess I could apparently make bank being an escort?
    What a pathetic excuse of a man.
    Anyway, you should go if this guys worth half a look, make him pay for everything and have a wonderful weekend skiing and a fabulous adventure.
    That's what I'd do if I were in your position and again, so long as the host wasn't a complete toad.

    Just be in mass the following Sunday to repent...lol

    It's okay to *kitten* yourself out as long as the guy is okay looking...riiiiiight....because looks are everything, and axe murderering rapists are never hot
    How does one know the ax murdering rapist is not just misunderstood?
    Inside he might be a sweet guy.

    JUDGE NOT!

    He says he's a doctor from Switzerland, so either definitely not an axe murdering rapist or a really excellent axe murdering racist. One of the two...

    the better to hack off your bits and leave you in a variety of ditches, my dear.
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
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    find out where he was going to take you....I already live in Canada and would love to go skiing free....

    The making of Hostle 5

    wait...I have seen 1 and 2, there is a 3 and 4?!??
  • scarletleavy
    scarletleavy Posts: 841 Member
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    find out where he was going to take you....I already live in Canada and would love to go skiing free....

    The making of Hostle 5

    wait...I have seen 1 and 2, there is a 3 and 4?!??

    To Whistler.

    It's actually funny because I'm probably going skiing at Whistler in April, but with a man I actually know and like. Haha
  • baypathgradLyns
    baypathgradLyns Posts: 639 Member
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    skiing... in the mountains...where no one can hear your screams...

    Yes, that thought adds to the creepyness....yikes!
  • Happyguy
    Happyguy Posts: 90 Member
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    block = yes

    delete = no

    keep this email for awhile...just in case you need it later.
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
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    find out where he was going to take you....I already live in Canada and would love to go skiing free....

    The making of Hostle 5

    wait...I have seen 1 and 2, there is a 3 and 4?!??

    To Whistler.

    It's actually funny because I'm probably going skiing at Whistler in April, but with a man I actually know and like. Haha


    that actually makes it kind of creepier, coincidence? I think not!!!
  • scarletleavy
    scarletleavy Posts: 841 Member
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    find out where he was going to take you....I already live in Canada and would love to go skiing free....

    The making of Hostle 5

    wait...I have seen 1 and 2, there is a 3 and 4?!??

    To Whistler.

    It's actually funny because I'm probably going skiing at Whistler in April, but with a man I actually know and like. Haha


    that actually makes it kind of creepier, coincidence? I think not!!!

    Haha stalker?
  • zumbawhit
    zumbawhit Posts: 115 Member
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    skiing... in the mountains...where no one can hear your screams...

    This was my first thought, there was no "I think I'd be flattered." It was all ^^^that right there.

    ^^^^^^This... definitely this! LOL!!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
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    So I recently posted on a local message board looking for an apartments/roommates, etc. Totally normal, it's what pretty much everyone around here uses to find roommates and so far i've gotten a bunch of good replies and seen a few places.

    Then this morning I get the creepiest email. This guy asks if he can take me skiing in Canada with him for 2 weeks, like whole trip paid for type of thing. I mean WTF? Haha I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered? I guess I could apparently make bank being an escort?
    What a pathetic excuse of a man.
    Anyway, you should go if this guys worth half a look, make him pay for everything and have a wonderful weekend skiing and a fabulous adventure.
    That's what I'd do if I were in your position and again, so long as the host wasn't a complete toad.

    Just be in mass the following Sunday to repent...lol

    It's okay to *kitten* yourself out as long as the guy is okay looking...riiiiiight....because looks are everything, and axe murderering rapists are never hot
    How does one know the ax murdering rapist is not just misunderstood?
    Inside he might be a sweet guy.

    JUDGE NOT!

    He says he's a doctor from Switzerland, so either definitely not an axe murdering rapist or a really excellent axe murdering racist. One of the two...
    This is like a movie - :wink:
    Maybe I should try that tactic.
    But instead of a fabulous time at a ski resort, we could roller skate in the McDonald's parking lot, then listen to music in the car until we fall asleep.

    That's the best I can offer.
    Oh, and my kids will be there.....
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
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    So I recently posted on a local message board looking for an apartments/roommates, etc. Totally normal, it's what pretty much everyone around here uses to find roommates and so far i've gotten a bunch of good replies and seen a few places.

    Then this morning I get the creepiest email. This guy asks if he can take me skiing in Canada with him for 2 weeks, like whole trip paid for type of thing. I mean WTF? Haha I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered? I guess I could apparently make bank being an escort?
    What a pathetic excuse of a man.
    Anyway, you should go if this guys worth half a look, make him pay for everything and have a wonderful weekend skiing and a fabulous adventure.
    That's what I'd do if I were in your position and again, so long as the host wasn't a complete toad.

    Just be in mass the following Sunday to repent...lol

    It's okay to *kitten* yourself out as long as the guy is okay looking...riiiiiight....because looks are everything, and axe murderering rapists are never hot
    How does one know the ax murdering rapist is not just misunderstood?
    Inside he might be a sweet guy.

    JUDGE NOT!

    He says he's a doctor from Switzerland, so either definitely not an axe murdering rapist or a really excellent axe murdering racist. One of the two...
    This is like a movie - :wink:
    Maybe I should try that tactic.
    But instead of a fabulous time at a ski resort, we could roller skate in the McDonald's parking lot, then listen to music in the car until we fall asleep.

    That's the best I can offer.
    Oh, and my kids will be there.....

    I am in, but you pay for the burger ^^


    as for the swiss... they have money... and maners... maybe his family will be there and he is secretly gay but needs a nice little gf to present to mummy and daddy? One never knows
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    So.. does this mean you're not going?
  • mo_is_here
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    So are you going to go?


    ;)
  • JENIFER_AZ
    JENIFER_AZ Posts: 235 Member
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    one word: DELETE!