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Mechel79
Mechel79 Posts: 99 Member
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Went out with friends this weekend- heard some that were okay and some really bad.

"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be"---- (I couldn't help but laugh in his face)

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"---- (not bad, good starter and I have to mention he started with eye contact from across the room, but wasn't super creeper about it)

I am interest to hear your experiences or what has worked for you- ladies and men
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    My only pick up line is "Hi, nice tooo AAAAARGH MY EYES!"
  • BioQueen
    BioQueen Posts: 694 Member
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    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
    Excuse me?

    The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
    are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
    Excuse me?

    The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
    are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
    That was painful to read, much less hear.
  • CourteneyLove
    CourteneyLove Posts: 246 Member
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    was your daddy a baker? cause you've got a nice set of buns!!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    him: be careful
    me: why?
    him: Cause I am a dog and I want to sniff around your direction

    *vomit*
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    i hate pickup lines. corny pick up lines are one of my biggest pet peeves, especially when the come off as a creeper. if you want to hit on me or talk to me just say hi..........
  • coyoteo
    coyoteo Posts: 532 Member
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" best line ever.
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" best line ever.


    hahaha now that is funny!
  • pavan12
    pavan12 Posts: 9
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    If all girls were boogers, i d Pick you first lol
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    him: be careful
    me: why?
    him: Cause I am a dog and I want to sniff around your direction

    *vomit*

    He wants to sniff your butt!
  • Ashalena
    Ashalena Posts: 162
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    "omg, did it hurt?"
    me: uhhh did what hurt? my tattoos?
    "when you fell from heaven"


    dead serious
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" best line ever.
    Surprise snuggle!
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 615 Member
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    One that got used (and worked) on me a while back...

    I was on the phone with a girlfriend in the lobby of the bar, told her I would call somebody to get another persons number. Guy in the lobby looks at me and says "you should call me" and he gave me his number. I called.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
    Excuse me?

    The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
    are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

    YES!!!
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    I once got, "looking at your body makes me want to **** it"...he wanted to **** "it" not "me" but "it"... from a drunk dude watching nascar when I was bar tending. That one took the cake.
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" best line ever.

    ^^^^^ hahahahahaha!!!!! good one :laugh:
  • rwd5046
    rwd5046 Posts: 302
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    Just for a laugh here are some of the most "Corny Pickup lines" I know.

    "Did it hurt?" You know, when you fell out of heaven"

    "You ever hear about the hereafter? You have? Well you know then what I'm here after.

    I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 615 Member
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    Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    Love this one!

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