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  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Went out with friends this weekend- heard some that were okay and some really bad.

    "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be"---- (I couldn't help but laugh in his face)

    "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"---- (not bad, good starter and I have to mention he started with eye contact from across the room, but wasn't super creeper about it)

    I am interest to hear your experiences or what has worked for you- ladies and men

    The second one is a typical PUA line, good to know it works, btw, he did all the major things taht you are supposed to do when picking up a girl, make eye contact and some will even say make contact within 5-10 seconds of making eye contact with your target.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
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    how you doin'?
  • Ashalena
    Ashalena Posts: 162
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    Just for a laugh here are some of the most "Corny Pickup lines" I know.

    "Did it hurt?" You know, when you fell out of heaven"

    "You ever hear about the hereafter? You have? Well you know then what I'm here after.

    I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

    truth! I'm shocked that people use them
  • rwd5046
    rwd5046 Posts: 302
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    If all girls were boogers, i d Pick you first lol

    I bet that one got alot of dates.......LMAO
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
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    My husband said something along the lines of: I bet you like trivia games more than chess, am I right?

    I never answered his question, but I did ask him why he asked me that... :-) I told him his line didn't work in his favor, that I decided to go out with him because I thought he was cute and wanted to get him in bed asap! :-) No kidding... He LOVES knowing that.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    One that got used (and worked) on me a while back...

    I was on the phone with a girlfriend in the lobby of the bar, told her I would call somebody to get another persons number. Guy in the lobby looks at me and says "you should call me" and he gave me his number. I called.

    I like this one!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I wish you were dead and not just because im a necropheliac
  • kleonarski
    kleonarski Posts: 29
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    How about the classic...

    Do you believe in Love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U. My favorite.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    him: be careful
    me: why?
    him: Cause I am a dog and I want to sniff around your direction

    *vomit*

    He wants to sniff your butt!

    Ya that will NOT ever happen
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    If this glass slipper fits then...
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

    AWESOME
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    "Will you tickle my *kitten*?"
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice *kitten*!

    Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!

    I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!

    Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

    You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!

    One after my own heart: Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

    I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?

    (Next time you see someone sneeze) “I would say God Bless you but it looks like he already did!”
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

    Best one ever! I'm a bio geek so it's even more awesome.
  • omna379
    omna379 Posts: 15
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    "Do you want to go halves in on a baby....."
  • RedHotChiliSteppers
    RedHotChiliSteppers Posts: 75 Member
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    My only pick up line is "Hi, nice tooo AAAAARGH MY EYES!"

    LMFAO.

    I once used the "Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?.... Enough to break the ice" line and i ended up dating the girl! lol too funny. I'm not the one to use the line but i heard it on a tv show and was doing it for ****s and gigs
  • CommandaPanda
    CommandaPanda Posts: 451 Member
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  • CJK1959
    CJK1959 Posts: 279 Member
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    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons...

    This one made me laugh out loud!

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