Will I be alright?

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    It may not be too late. You can purge it out, and heat it back up!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.
    Hopefully it wasn't your meat.
    (whispers)I read in another thread that he doesn't weigh his meat.

    If he DID weigh his meat, does he weigh it soft or hard? It must weigh more hard.
    A pound of blood weighs more than a pound of fat
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    I will miss you. :sad:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    I'm wondering who the eff dresses you in the morning.


    Oh lord, I just laughed out loud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    You will probably get the runs.

    That's cool. I could use a nice jog this afternoon.

    LOL, no but really, so long as it wasn't after Midnight... you're fine.

    But midnight was just 13.5 hours ago (in Arizona). Will I be ok?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    What do you want your epitaph to say?
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    If you eat it too hot, your body will not burn as many calories warming it up to digest. This decreases your BMR, and hence your metabolism!

    ONLY EAT COLD FOOD!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    What do you want your epitaph to say?

    Anything with pedobear and it will be ok.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously. :angry:
    umm you dont even have a profile pic! jesh that was rude
    So much irony in one post
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously. :angry:
    umm you dont even have a profile pic! jesh that was rude

    He was joking.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously. :angry:
    umm you dont even have a profile pic! jesh that was rude

    He was joking.

    Joke <---- this is right here and moving in this direction
    >


    :-) <--- your sideways head is here.

    It went over your head.
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
    Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously. :angry:
    umm you dont even have a profile pic! jesh that was rude

    He was joking.

    Joke <---- this is right here and moving in this direction
    >


    :-) <--- your sideways head is here.

    It went over your head.

    Fly by?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously. :angry:
    umm you dont even have a profile pic! jesh that was rude

    Aren't you 11 years old? This is your third attempt on this site. Please go to Sparkteens, honey.
  • slayerdan
    slayerdan Posts: 193
    Shame so many people missed the true point of the stupid post.

    At best, it will cause your herpes to flare up again.
  • rashooy
    rashooy Posts: 55
    lolll! u guys are hilarious!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    You will probably get the runs.

    That's cool. I could use a nice jog this afternoon.

    LOL, no but really, so long as it wasn't after Midnight... you're fine.

    But midnight was just 13.5 hours ago (in Arizona). Will I be ok?

    Should this happen
    > Slither-070retouched.jpg

    Don't let anyone attach a small tank to you that fills you with gas...
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    FIRST of all, your sublimely self-righteous attitude about ME wasting MY time reading your post was presumptuous and smarmy, because if I WISH to waste my time in such a manner, I damn well will!

    That being said, you are probably dead already, and cannot read nor reply to this post, so yes, I DID waste my time.

    how rude.

    :smokin:
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    Original poster went poof.

    Or is now on Sparkteens.
  • nilesbollinger
    nilesbollinger Posts: 80 Member
    If you eat it too hot, your body will not burn as many calories warming it up to digest. This decreases your BMR, and hence your metabolism!

    ONLY EAT COLD FOOD!

    Like ice cream?
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    Original poster went poof.

    Or is now on Sparkteens.

    HA! You wish.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Original poster went poof.

    Or is now on Sparkteens.

    HA! You wish.
    Quietly closes Sparkteens tab
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    You should be fine if you drink some pregnant cat pee!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    What do you want your epitaph to say?

    Anything with pedobear and it will be ok.

    Per your request:

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  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    What do you want your epitaph to say?

    Anything with pedobear and it will be ok.

    Per your request:

    w223518488.jpg
    :noway: :noway:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    MY question is what would happen if you let it sit for 3 or 4 minutes instead of the recommended 1 or 2? I mean, does it alter the chemical makeup of the quasi-food by taking it out of the microwave at any point before or after the 60-120 second mark after the microwave beeps to tell you it's done???
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    *BUMP*
  • runningfataway
    runningfataway Posts: 262
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    :)
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    As long as there are no carbs in it..or milk..or artificial sweeteners...

    you are gonna make it!
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
    You are supposed to wait 1-2 minutes because it continues to cook for that period of time. So, if you ate it while it was still cooking, then your stomach is cooking. Pretty sure that's certain death! Been nice knowing you!
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