Pick Up Lines

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    If this glass slipper fits then...
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

    AWESOME
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "Will you tickle my *kitten*?"
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice *kitten*!

    Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!

    I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!

    Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

    You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!

    One after my own heart: Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

    I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?

    (Next time you see someone sneeze) “I would say God Bless you but it looks like he already did!”
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

    Best one ever! I'm a bio geek so it's even more awesome.
  • omna379
    omna379 Posts: 15
    "Do you want to go halves in on a baby....."
  • RedHotChiliSteppers
    RedHotChiliSteppers Posts: 75 Member
    My only pick up line is "Hi, nice tooo AAAAARGH MY EYES!"

    LMFAO.

    I once used the "Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?.... Enough to break the ice" line and i ended up dating the girl! lol too funny. I'm not the one to use the line but i heard it on a tv show and was doing it for ****s and gigs
  • CommandaPanda
    CommandaPanda Posts: 451 Member
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  • CJK1959
    CJK1959 Posts: 279 Member
    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons...

    This one made me laugh out loud!
  • CJK1959
    CJK1959 Posts: 279 Member
    My fiancee and I met on a dating site, and after viewing my profile numerous times, he caught me online and messaged me:
    I think we were lovers in a previous life.....it was so bad it made me laugh and we took it from there.
  • rjmwx81
    rjmwx81 Posts: 259 Member
    "Would you like to go back to my place for sex and pizza? What do you mean 'no?' You don't like pizza?"
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    A patient at work to me: "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."
  • Blair66
    Blair66 Posts: 4
    I've been married for 15 yrs. What's a pickup line? :)
  • dragonbug300
    dragonbug300 Posts: 760 Member
    From a co-worker:
    "When is your last test? We should celebrate. My place or yours?"
    also:
    "I have five bucks on me. How far will you go for it?" ... I gave him a pencil and told him to use his imagination.

    From a random guy I was waiting in line with a while ago. At the time, I didn't know that Kama Sutra was yoga for sex.
    "You're a yoga teacher? Could I get any one-on-one Kama Sutra lessons?"

    From someone at an anime convention that I volunteered at:
    Guy: "Would you find reference lines about animes sexy?"
    Me: "Not if you're going to reference your pokeballs."
    Guy: "Well so much for that."
  • EmilyLStuart
    EmilyLStuart Posts: 172
    I can honestly say that I've never been hit on. :( but it was funny to read all of yours!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    The other day I was walking and I passed this guy waiting for the bus. He asked me if I had a pen and I said no, sorry. He said oh that's too bad I was going to ask you to write down your phone number. I laughed and kept walking.

    It was a cute line, but really? Do people really think lines like that work?
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    My favorite is:

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I could unzip your genes."
    Okay, I take back my previous statement. This one might actually work.
  • xginanax
    xginanax Posts: 333 Member
    "Did you just FART?" - Because you just blew me away"
  • hornedone
    hornedone Posts: 57 Member
    "Hello, I'm..."
    always seemed to work for me
  • rdzilla
    rdzilla Posts: 113 Member
    The most effective and delayed one I've had is "Whats the credit rating on this revolver loan?" and four years later we were married.
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    I was not trying to pick her up, I was just being a nice guy, we were at work and we were switching registers, I was leaving and she was takign over my register, a pretty little redhead, I heard through the gossip of the store she was going out with "Rick " that night, well I did not like Rick, he was a jerk.

    So when she came to my Register, I said to her, " I heard you are going out with Rick tonight?" She replied, "yes, why?" I then said, " Don't go out with him!" she then said , "why?" I replied, " here is my phone number, call me later and I'll tell you!" you see I was taking a class at the local University and I was on a tight schedule, so I had to leave, I had a three hour class to go to.

    Anyway, it turns out she blew him off and called me that night, when I answered the phone, I had totally forgotten what happened, because you know I just had a three hour colelge class and was in defrag mode.

    so the phone rang, I said, "hello" she said "hello, this is Anne." I replied "anne who?" .....then it clicked...oops.

    well 21 years later we are still together with 3 kids......who knew.
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    DO guys really do that? I just say hi, she is either going to smile and say "hi" back or say "ugh, ewwwe gross". My buddies hate me when we go out. If they say wow, "she is hot", I will push him into her "he will say omg, im so sorry", surprisingly, it works breaks the ice and works. I also do this to my buddies to, I will see a group of girls walk towards us and ill say out loud "happy birthday" and they will look at me and ill say "its his birthday". I dont know what it is but women sure do love birthdays. Its silly but it works. We are stuoid when drinking, we still do the tap the top of each other's beer with out beer and watch them freak out.
  • Mechel79
    Mechel79 Posts: 99 Member
    DO guys really do that? I just say hi, she is either going to smile and say "hi" back or say "ugh, ewwwe gross". My buddies hate me when we go out. If they say wow, "she is hot", I will push him into her "he will say omg, im so sorry", surprisingly, it works breaks the ice and works. I also do this to my buddies to, I will see a group of girls walk towards us and ill say out loud "happy birthday" and they will look at me and ill say "its his birthday". I dont know what it is but women sure do love birthdays. Its silly but it works. We are stuoid when drinking, we still do the tap the top of each other's beer with out beer and watch them freak out.

    Guys do it all the time! I don't think most realize what a huge turn-off it is 99% of the time. How hard is it to just come up and say "HI" or just introduce yourself? If a guy just comes up without some super cheeseball line that is sexy- it shows he has some confidence.
    If a someone is going to use a line make sure it's something super creative, if it's been used before and didn't work, chances are it's not going to this time.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    While walking downtown:

    "Nice *kitten*, get in the truck!"
  • rachs02
    rachs02 Posts: 47
    " That ourfit is very becoming on you!! If I were on you I'd be coming 2!!"
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    My only pick up line is "Hi, nice tooo AAAAARGH MY EYES!"
    lmao
  • sruffin9834
    sruffin9834 Posts: 80
    A patient at work to me: "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."

    Dang, he picked ME up with that one. LOL.....
  • rjmwx81
    rjmwx81 Posts: 259 Member
    I can honestly say that I've never been hit on. :( but it was funny to read all of yours!

    How *you* doin'? ;-) Feel better now?
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    I thought of one I got in college...

    "Excuse me"
    *takes off headphones* Me: Yes?
    "I just had to tell you, you have a beautiful smile..."
    *insert me feeling a smile come on...*
    "And nice tits, if I may add."
    *replaces headphones, walks away*
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