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I will seek & find you. I shall take you to bed &...
silkysly
Posts: 701 Member
I will seek & find you. I shall take you to bed & have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy. And yes, you will beg me to stop as you in lay in your drenched sheets. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you. And when I am finished with, you will be weak for days for I am the flu. Now get your mind out of the gutter & go get your flu shot!!!
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LOL!!!! Funny.0
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:blushing: I thought I was reading one of my books.0
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ok mind out the gutter, but forget the flu jab thats not happening :laugh:0
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lol too funny!:blushing: I thought I was reading one of my books.0 -
Ha. Flu shot is garbage! I ONLY get the flu right after I get that dang shot!0
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LOL!!!
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Love it!
But I still don't get the flu shot, can't remember the last time I got the flu!0 -
Good one, thought the sensors were sleeping.........:blushing:0
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