For all the HUMAN lovers out there

♥Faerie♥
♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
I HATE HUMANS... and ALL humans for that matter.... For instance:
They pick their noses.....and not only this, but they normally do it while they are driving those environment destroying machines they call vehicles. To make matters worse, they have been known to urinate and defecated in the forest, under trees, and in these white things they call toilets that shoot out their waste into the worlds waters, and then what do they do? THEY DRINK THE WATER....
No only this, but they also shed all over the place, they pick at their skin, and then what do they do with the scabs? Just throw them on the ground. Disgusting vial creatures that they are.....When they get sick, they have this gross green substance that shots out of their noses, and if you find one that has been trained well, they just might use a tissue. But then what do they do? Throw it in the trash, which then ends up on the land to sit and rot for eternity. They throw garbage out their vehicle windows, they spray cans of all kinds of concoctions into the air....they burn down buildings and homes, riot in the streets, chop down all the trees, pour concrete on all of the land, and steal all the fish from the seas....I just think they are disgusting things.....thanks for letting a Faerie vent.....
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  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    You're right! We should kill them all! lol
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    Completely just made my day!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I :heart: you
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    YEAH and then they sit on your couch and make it all smelly
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,421 Member
    Their hair is everywhere.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    I prefer faeries
  • jackiebo
    jackiebo Posts: 115 Member
    LOL I'm laughing so hard the coffee's shooting out my nose LOL
  • NA_Willie
    NA_Willie Posts: 340 Member
    I thought you said "Hunan"

    I'm in the mood for Chinese food.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    LMAO!
    I JUST finished reading the "other" thread. This made my day!
  • margo36
    margo36 Posts: 222 Member
    Some of them Pee on their feet as well LOL :laugh:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Very nicely done :)
  • I HATE HUMANS... and ALL humans for that matter.... For instance:
    They pick their noses.....and not only this, but they normally do it while they are driving those environment destroying machines they call vehicles. To make matters worse, they have been known to urinate and defecated in the forest, under trees, and in these white things they call toilets that shoot out their waste into the worlds waters, and then what do they do? THEY DRINK THE WATER....
    No only this, but they also shed all over the place, they pick at their skin, and then what do they do with the scabs? Just throw them on the ground. Disgusting vial creatures that they are.....When they get sick, they have this gross green substance that shots out of their noses, and if you find one that has been trained well, they just might use a tissue. But then what do they do? Throw it in the trash, which then ends up on the land to sit and rot for eternity. They throw garbage out their vehicle windows, they spray cans of all kinds of concoctions into the air....they burn down buildings and homes, riot in the streets, chop down all the trees, pour concrete on all of the land, and steal all the fish from the seas....I just think they are disgusting things.....thanks for letting a Faerie vent.....

    YOU WIN ALL OF THE AWARDS
  • SuperStorm
    SuperStorm Posts: 119 Member
    Classic
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    yeah and they dont always wipe thier butt! , Oh not to mention they make horriable noises when they sleep and sometimes they wet the bed ! YUK
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    Damn people. The only way to deal with this problem is to nuke them from orbit!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I think I just stepped into the Twilight zone
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I prefer dogs, actually...
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    This made my morning a little bit better!
  • TankGirl71
    TankGirl71 Posts: 241 Member
    Well played......it's like you're IN MY HEAD!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I prefer animals over people. Animals can usually be trained to have good manners.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Some of them Pee on their feet as well LOL :laugh:

    Only when I get stung by a jellyfish.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    awww I love every human.
  • jlc1243
    jlc1243 Posts: 272 Member
    Thanks for this!
  • PeaceLuvVeggies
    PeaceLuvVeggies Posts: 375 Member
    LOL. Love this <3 Thank you!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    this has potential to be the tread of the day :)
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    When they fart in your couch and don't say anything, then 20 minutes later get up and go in another room... and the stale, rancid funk of their *kitten* wafts out. Yeah, I hate humans too.
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    ..and some humans have the audacity to hate dogs, sweet creatures that love everybody and everything. Those humans should be shot, In my opinion.
  • Some of 'em take their clothes off ...... FOR A LIVING. Woot woot! :drinker:
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    LoL. I always have the urge to run them over with my cart at the supermaret. Annoying creatures they are!
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