what are the words you can't wait to say?

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  • bck80
    bck80 Posts: 81 Member
    I'm a size 6!

    I'll go with this one
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    OOH! OR......... "No, sir, you must be mistaken, I've never even BEEN in a porn!"

    LOVE IT! :)
  • stresco
    stresco Posts: 354 Member
    The divorce is FINAL!
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    "This is too big. Hand me that Medium (or small)"
  • lgtheright1
    lgtheright1 Posts: 50 Member
    do you have anything in a smaller size?

    I agree :)
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    It's bigger on the inside.
  • Tianzi
    Tianzi Posts: 74 Member
    "Honey, I have nothing that fits anymore, time for a new wardrobe" :)
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    No I don't want your hand-me-downs, they're to big

    I just eat right and work my *kitten* off

    I lift weights

    Lets go into (insert little people store) and see what's new

    honey, we need to downsize my engagement ring, it won't stay on my finger...and while we're at it, lets order my wedding and 1 year anniversary ring in a size 6 too

    Think I should wear this coloured bikini, or this one?

    UP YOURS! I worked hard for this body, no gimmicks, no dieting...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Ive always wanted to open my trunk and say

    "The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    ..yes officer..that is my photo on my license. ( I havent been stopped..hope not to be..but am about 25 pounds lighter than what I stated was my weight..but 40 pounds lighter than what the actual weight was)

    --I have nothing to wear...nope too big..so is that..AND that. ( I am pretty much there)

    -(yesterday talking to hubby) I will need a whole new wardrobe for summer..nothing fits

    - how did I lose it...well diet and exercise baby!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think I sharted
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    "Excuse me, I mistook your body for Hugh Jackman"
    .............He stole my line!
  • dreamer1003
    dreamer1003 Posts: 30 Member
    Just simply - "Oh, Hell, Yeah....I did it!"
  • AnarchoGen
    AnarchoGen Posts: 400 Member
    "Honey, I have nothing that fits anymore, time for a new wardrobe" :)

    ^THIS!!!!
  • serendipity22
    serendipity22 Posts: 248 Member
    "Do you have this in a size 10. The size 12 is too big."

    "Wow, I just finished my first marathon."

    "Sure, I can meet you for Sushi tonight." To one of the many single men who, after seeing my great body and and renewed confidence, decide to ask me out.

    "Yes, its me." To the people who can't believe that I am the same chubby girl they knew.
  • terrig0585
    terrig0585 Posts: 14
    Now that's funny. And umm true :happy:
  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
    The divorce is FINAL!

    This would be mine!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Ive always wanted to open my trunk and say

    "The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

    i *big red puffy heart* you!
  • ka_bateman
    ka_bateman Posts: 230 Member
    My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

    Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    "You're right, I am much better off when I'm dating several guys at once." I can say it, but it would involve actually having to speak to someone I'd rather never speak to.
  • almost350
    almost350 Posts: 46
    How you like me now, B***H!
  • shasha_84
    shasha_84 Posts: 170
    It's hot out - I think I'll just run in my sports bra.
    ^^^^^this!!!!
  • sierracanbe
    sierracanbe Posts: 60
    What shirt size do you wear:
    Medium.

    Can I borrow a shirt?

    Can you get me one size smaller?

    mhm, me too.
  • TriforceRaven
    TriforceRaven Posts: 115 Member
    "What size are you?"
    "Me? I'm a size 0/00." *grins*
  • atlantapiper
    atlantapiper Posts: 133 Member
    I can wear my size 6 clothes again!!!! or "take my picture"
  • Molly_Louise
    Molly_Louise Posts: 503
    Two things, one is weight related and the other isn't.

    "I used to be fat" and "I'm happy with everything in my life." Hoping I can say these by the end of the year!
  • santamommy
    santamommy Posts: 88
    "I used to be over weight and I am here to help you"
  • star7092
    star7092 Posts: 22
    I was thin on my wedding day!:heart:
  • Akijade
    Akijade Posts: 210 Member
    In order:

    - "I need a belt."
    - "I need new pants."
    - "I need a new wardrobe.
  • sweetseraph7
    sweetseraph7 Posts: 91
    i can't wait to say i'm less than 200 lbs!!!! i want that onederland!!!!
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