Indecency in the gym

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  • vingogly
    vingogly Posts: 1,785 Member
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    "Is that a marmoset in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    "Is that a marmoset in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"

    Ha! marmoset!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Sam goes for the chicks who wear shorts that produce the cameltoe.
  • Victoriav99
    Victoriav99 Posts: 260 Member
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    hahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
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    It's just hair, he wasn't waving his penis at you!

    When did people get so scared of the human body?

    He was working out, it's not like he was shoving it in your face.
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    So you were peter-gazing?
  • rainedays86
    rainedays86 Posts: 105 Member
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    LMAO!!!!!! This is SOOOOOO funny!!!! I even had to read it aloud to my sister so she could get a laugh. SOOOOO funny!!!!
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
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    I can't stop laughing at "man-mane"
    BAHAHAHAHA
  • burgenah
    burgenah Posts: 76
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    There went water all over my computer screen!!! LOLOLOL Omg I'm dying!! Manscaping!
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,556 Member
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    Your letter is classic. I had a hard time not laughing out loud at work. I have never experienced this but I now know all the names I can use to tell someone about it.

    Thanks
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
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    I'm so glad I am not overly hairy. I know some women dig it, but it seems to really creep most women out.

    ETA: And I've been known to manscape, usually during the Summer months.
    I wouldn't hate on a guy for being hairy. My husband has gotten slightly furrier as he has gotten older and he is still hot. I just think THAT hair is disgusting....and should only be seen by your mate....or screaming fans depending on your profession. :tongue:
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
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    I feel your pain...I witness the same thing when older men choose to wear leggings and a shirt that doesn't cover their sagging n*ts. I've also been tortured by bad hygeine creeping out from the bottom of a dude's shorts who spotted me on the bench....never again!

    So this is going to fly right under the radar? Exactly where are these dudes wearing leggings and a shirt? Trying out for a revival of Flashdance?
  • finding_my_way
    finding_my_way Posts: 174 Member
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    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    Brilliant!
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?

    LMFAOROFL!
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
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    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?
    Ahahahahah! How awesome are you??!! Hilarious! If you ever come to New Albany, I will introduce you two.
  • giggles1973
    giggles1973 Posts: 143 Member
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    LMAO!!!! I love it!!!!! I am literally laughing out loud right now. So freaking funny :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    It's just hair, he wasn't waving his penis at you!

    That would be considered assault with a deadly weapon!

    Actually, I know a few women at my gym who might like that so what do I know?
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
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    the woman assigned to searching your rainforrest for "special fruits", ...I'm in tears right now from laughing so hard.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    LOL :laugh: That was too funny! You definitely have a gift with words!

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