Funny...but True. What's your #?

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  • xsmilexforxmex
    xsmilexforxmex Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Awesome :)
  • FunRun08
    FunRun08 Posts: 203 Member
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    HAHAHA as a person who works in a gym as well as someone who works out in one, these are ALL TRUE. I would just like to add that If you walk 20 minutes on the treadmill and then drink a Gatorade it doesn't mean you had a good workout, it means you are drinking back any calories you burned and then some.
  • Grumbletron
    Grumbletron Posts: 15 Member
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    Haha, a lot of these are good. I like #25 -- reminds me of the quote, "The most effective exercise is the one you will do."
  • IrishGuru25
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    Definitely #14...good stuff.
  • mochalovies
    mochalovies Posts: 192 Member
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    "Great job!" is trainer-speak for "It's not polite for me to laugh at you." ...

    LMAO
  • gioisa75
    gioisa75 Posts: 242 Member
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    Bravo!!!:smile:
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
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    LOL, # 25 is pretty much me :blushing:
  • jcmm1966
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    AWESOME! Loved them all, but I guess I've been guilty of #15 & 25! :)
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    I approve of the hilarity and truth in this message.
    :bigsmile:
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    My personal fav is #23. Gotta let the old peeps win sometimes.
  • Figuringoutme
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    Love it!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,538 Member
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    Ahahahaha! Epic!


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • russellma
    russellma Posts: 284 Member
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    I lost 60 pounds reading my kindle on the elleptical so I must be doing something right.

    Thank you! I was starting to feel like a louse! lol

    I read sporadically while I run on a treadmill (not terribly fast but not slow, either... 5-5.5mph). Every couple minutes, I check my progress and then read another page or two. I find it helps me to think less about the sweat that's dripping off my elbows and my labored breathing!
  • AbiNichole
    AbiNichole Posts: 300 Member
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    Totally #25.... doing it right now actually lol
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    I love #1! Soo true!

    And some people treat it as such. haha
  • jpoulsen2
    jpoulsen2 Posts: 65 Member
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    This is the best! Very well spoken!
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
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    #9 is my favorite.. as my trainer phrased it last night "Maybe this move is too advanced for you".

    Translation: You really should be getting this move.. it's not that hard... and I'm not allowed to laugh at you for not understanding it.
  • MOesmama
    MOesmama Posts: 15 Member
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    #11, soooo true!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    I like #4.....its not me....but super funny.

    I'm most likely #25 and I agree with #1
  • daphnemoon
    daphnemoon Posts: 216 Member
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    Don't agree with #19. I work my socks off at every class I go to and I ENJOY doing it! You can still have a blast working hard, in fact for me that is *where* the enjoyment comes. However, I do see far too many people relaxing in classes, though they still don't look like they are enjoying themselves :P