Top 10 Reasons Posters Are Too Sensitive....

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waskier
waskier Posts: 254 Member
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I've read with amusement far too many topics that have people getting WAY too serious and confrontational. In an effort to bring levity, I have decided to create a top 10 list now whenever I see it. Today's list......sensitive posters:

10. You take yourself WAAAAYYYY too seriously......:grumble:
9. .....no one else does.:indifferent:
8. You played on a soccer team that didn't keep score.:flowerforyou:
7. You still think Wham and Rick Astley are cool to listen to.:laugh:
6. You believed your teachers when they said you should not hit back.:angry:
5. You think abortion should be legal and assisted suicide shouldn't (consistency people, consistency):embarassed:
4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:
3. Urkel makes sense to you. :noway:
2. You drive either a Prius or a truck with brass balls hanging from the hitch.:wink:

and the number 1 reason posters are just way too sensitive......

1. Yo momma never told you to just man up.:sad:
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  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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    4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

    I'm supposed to do this??:noway:
  • waskier
    waskier Posts: 254 Member
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    4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

    I'm supposed to do this??:noway:

    Nope. That one was for the guys.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,110 Member
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    My Number 1 would be...."You aren't eating enough."
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
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    My number one would be not enough or bad sex.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(
  • waskier
    waskier Posts: 254 Member
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    RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(

    LOL I got that one from the Youtube Throwdown you were having yesterday!
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(

    LOL I got that one from the Youtube Throwdown you were having yesterday!

    I figured. I'm not sensitive though! I'm just a smartass with a fever, looking for some internet arguments. :)
  • waskier
    waskier Posts: 254 Member
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    All these criticisms of my reasons.....I'm starting to feel.......oh no, wait, it was just gas. I'm all good.:drinker:
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Lol, *talks about unicorns/gets banned* -___-
  • finding_my_way
    finding_my_way Posts: 174 Member
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    awww I love urkel!
  • CurryGirl89
    CurryGirl89 Posts: 21
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    hahaha need a like button!
  • mistresseeyore
    mistresseeyore Posts: 717 Member
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    This is just awesome! It made me grin!
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
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    Damn hipsters these days...
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
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    7. You still think Wham and Rick Astley are cool to listen to.laugh


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Damn hipsters these days...

    The word hipsters should be banned from English language >:O!
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
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    I love Urkel..
  • skygoddess86
    skygoddess86 Posts: 487 Member
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    Where I live it's the rubber dangling balls on the trucks. Frequently with girls driving?! Makes me want to shoot them. Shooting stuff is pretty common here too, um, not people though lol.
  • CouleeRunner
    CouleeRunner Posts: 267 Member
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    Remove reason #7 and then we can talk......
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Remove reason #7 and then we can talk......

    <3
  • chauser1022
    chauser1022 Posts: 33
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    Oopsy...missed the memo on panties
    AND
    as a teacher....please no hitting, no biting, no pushing, ughhh....lol

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