Free Therapy: Yet Another Open Letter

magichatter06
magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
So I just had to start another one of these...I have a letter to write...haha


Dear bag stealer,
This is the second time I have gone down to the fridge to find that my yogurt is not in the bag that I had placed it in the previous day nor is it in the trash can. Does my bag with the yogurt in it really take up that much more space? Um, yeah don't think so. So today I put a polite note on the bag along with my name written (which it's always written on there) that says "Please do not take MY yogurt out of MY bag". It is very rude to touch other people's stuff.


Signed,
Frustrated

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  • MFR1974
    MFR1974 Posts: 92
    Yeah. For those of us counting calories...they are precious at work during the day! We have very few healthy alternatives at work...and I purposely don't carry cash so I won't be tempted to make a bad choice there. What nerve!!! If it continues I would use an insulated bag w/ ice packs at your desk. :)
  • soon2bemrsott
    soon2bemrsott Posts: 60
    We had a girl at work that ate food from the fridge. I mean like peoples have eaten leftover sandwiches, food in tupperware (then would just trash the tupperware) soda, all kinds of stuff. We could never prove it was her, but we knew it. So the girls in my dept took action, we bagan doing little things, like blue food dye in the middle of the sandwich (not noticeable till bitten) visine in leftovers, but of course she never ate the food on those days, it just sat there. But lo and behold she was fired for something else and our food stopped disappearing.
    So the point of this whole story is that in the meantime, I began putting my food in the bottom deli or veggie drawer, all the way in the back so it could not be seen unless you opened the drawers, since nothing was in front of the drawer, it looked empty from above.
    My food never disappeared, but if this is not available to you, the insulated pack at your desk is a pretty darn good idea!
  • magichatter06
    magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
    haha, we use to have our own fridge in our office till someone *cough cough* not me, broke it, we just haven't got a replacement yet lol
  • tabchanges
    tabchanges Posts: 1,435 Member
    Dear Lady Visiting My Office,

    Your disregard for personal space really freaks me the F out. When your face is about 3 inches from mine, this is a problem.

    Signed,
    Get Off Me
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Dear Food Thief,

    Better be glad that is MagicChatter's yogurt you are stealing and not mine, because my next yogurt bag would be booby-trapped with a mouse trap.

    Signed,
    Mean Girl

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    Dear Stomach,

    Cookies and ice cream are fine. IN MODERATION and ONLY OCCASIONALLY. Let's try to eat more like yesterday breakfast - dinner and not like yesterday post-dinner.


    Dear Recently ReGained Flabby Flab,

    It's amazing how I can only lose a pound or two of you a week, but you can come back lightening fast. Well Stomach and I have had a talk. I'll fill in Brain later to make sure Brain's on the same page, but here is the deal -- you are not welcomed anymore. You are being evicted. This is your 30 day notice. Get out. Start moving out NOW as a matter of fact.


    Signed,
    I Just Paid Out the Wazoo for a Gym Membership Yesterday

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    Dear Local Gyms,

    WTF do you have to be so expensive? Can you not have an Unemployed Special or something? Sheesh. :grumble:

    Signed,
    Too Bad, So Sad, Bought the Membership Anyhow

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  • soon2bemrsott
    soon2bemrsott Posts: 60
    haha, we use to have our own fridge in our office till someone *cough cough* not me, broke it, we just haven't got a replacement yet lol


    mmmm hmmmm, lol!!
  • soon2bemrsott
    soon2bemrsott Posts: 60





    Dear Local Gyms,

    WTF do you have to be so expensive? Can you not have an Unemployed Special or something? Sheesh. :grumble:

    Signed,
    Too Bad, So Sad, Bought the Membership Anyhow

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    hehehe, if you find it let me know!!!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Dear sister,
    I am tired of trying with you! You are a sorry excuse for a human being. You think everyone owes you a living, and everything is always someone elses fault.You suck as an Aunt, oh wait, you forgot you were an Aunt!? I am finally done with you, washing my hands of your exsistence. When your birthday rolls around, I didn't forget, just like you didn't forget your niece's, I just choose to ignore it, like you do! You suck, and I am glad to be done with you. This action of yours was the FINAL straw!
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    Dear Cashflow Discrepency,

    Please come out and let yourself be seen! I have looked for you for 2 days and you are still able to hide from me. I don't like it when I can't figure these things out. I was looking forward to having a peaceful weekend with no worries and now YOU are going to be on my mind all weekend. Not nice!


    Memaw
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