Any of you guys ever read

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SHBoss1673
SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
anything from Tucker Max?

www.tuckermax.com

OK, he's a deeply disturbed, twisted, deranged, Satanic human being that is morally bankrupt, and an outlandish raging alcoholic, but man are his stories funny. If you can separate your base emotions from your sense of humor and realize that they are already over and done with, you can really have a good laugh.

*****WARNING******
This guy is NOT for the faint of heart, and if you find yourself to be easily offended, don't bother, it's just going to make you mad.

don't go squawking to me if he offends you, I gave fair warning. I don't wanna hear it. Other then being offended, I welcome all other quotes though.

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  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    i am intrigued....:smokin:
  • jamie77
    jamie77 Posts: 101
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    I was too, but his site is blocked. He must be pretty offensive, because my work doesn't block many sites!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    try Charles Bukowski
    (wrote the short stories that made the movie Barfly)

    awesome stuff
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    I was too, but his site is blocked. He must be pretty offensive, because my work doesn't block many sites!

    EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. not many workplaces that employ traffic monitoring will allow him.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
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    I read his book "I hope they serve beer in hell" and it was funny as hell! :drinker:

    And while I am not easily offended at all, some of the stuff in there made my jaw drop! :noway:
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    try Charles Bukowski
    (wrote the short stories that made the movie Barfly)

    awesome stuff

    yep, he was pretty twisted too. As a matter of fact, Tucker lists his stuff on his reading list. Course that's no surprise considering he worked for the Post office for decades! LOL.
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    I read his book "I hope they serve beer in hell" and it was funny as hell! :drinker:

    And while I am not easily offended at all, some of the stuff in there made my jaw drop! :noway:

    Agreed, you know that book is coming out as a movie in september right?
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    try Charles Bukowski
    (wrote the short stories that made the movie Barfly)

    awesome stuff

    Oh, and how about Hunter S. Thompson, that guy was um, how do I put it, F*@#ed UP!

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was one of the trippiest books ever created IMHO! How was that dude alive by the end of it? The movie did NOT do it justice!
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
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    I don't suppose any of you read Pride and Prejudice?

    No?

    Wrong thread, I guess-- :ohwell:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    try Charles Bukowski
    (wrote the short stories that made the movie Barfly)

    awesome stuff

    Oh, and how about Hunter S. Thompson, that guy was um, how do I put it, F*@#ed UP!

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was one of the trippiest books ever created IMHO! How was that dude alive by the end of it? The movie did NOT do it justice!

    i never saw the movie because i didnt want to mess up the book...
    i like tom robbins and christopher moore too - he is FUNNY!
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    I don't suppose any of you read Pride and Prejudice?

    No?

    Wrong thread, I guess-- :ohwell:

    I did, in college, yuck, I hated it. I liked a tale of two cities though.
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
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    I don't suppose any of you read Pride and Prejudice?

    No?

    Wrong thread, I guess-- :ohwell:

    I did, in college, yuck, I hated it. I liked a tale of two cities though.


    Well read individual, then-- bravo, my good Banks!!

    I loved it-- walked around talking like an 18th century Brit for a week--
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    I don't suppose any of you read Pride and Prejudice?

    No?

    Wrong thread, I guess-- :ohwell:

    I did, in college, yuck, I hated it. I liked a tale of two cities though.


    Well read individual, then-- bravo, my good Banks!!

    I loved it-- walked around talking like an 18th century Brit for a week--

    LOL, I am well read believe it or not, still, to this day, the best book I've ever read was J.R.R Tolkien's "The Silmarillion"

    I admit, I'm a Fantasy fan, but this one blows most other fantasy out of the water. The scope alone is just plain AWESOME!
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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    hahahah Banks!!!!
    I read the sushi pants one, and was giggling..... now I have to pass it on to my co-worker, lol! tooo funnnnnny!! :drinker: :smokin: :glasses:
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
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    I don't suppose any of you read Pride and Prejudice?

    No?

    Wrong thread, I guess-- :ohwell:

    I did, in college, yuck, I hated it. I liked a tale of two cities though.


    Well read individual, then-- bravo, my good Banks!!

    I loved it-- walked around talking like an 18th century Brit for a week--

    LOL, I am well read believe it or not, still, to this day, the best book I've ever read was J.R.R Tolkien's "The Silmarillion"

    I admit, I'm a Fantasy fan, but this one blows most other fantasy out of the water. The scope alone is just plain AWESOME!

    Totally hate that genre--

    I really love the Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, gentile, faggy, girly kinda stuff--
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
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    Although I really love some early Stephen King stuff-- The Stand was sooo ooky. I woke up one morning with a cold while reading it and totally freaked-- ha.
  • HealthyEscape
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    I'll have to look him up at home... I like twisted stuff :-)
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Blocked here at work, which is a good sign. I'll check it out from home.

    How about Fred Reed? New here's a point of view... (I don't agree with all of him, but I agree with a lot, and he's ways entertaining).

    www.fredoneverything.net
  • ma9321
    ma9321 Posts: 227 Member
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    O M G!!!

    So friggin Hilarious..... but a bit disturbing.
    I'm hooked!!!