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*kitten* MFPers Say

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  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    I want you to rate me ( but only if you have nice things to say if not you must lie or I 'll report you for being mean)
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    'I started exercising, like yesterday, and I haven't lost any weight! Am I doing something wrong? I am ready to quit'

    LOL
  • Photoology
    Photoology Posts: 121 Member
    I feel off the wagon but promise that today I am back on track! Who will support me?!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    What's the best time of day to weigh myself?

    How often do you weigh yourself?
  • Roshams
    Roshams Posts: 77
    "I just started this thread because I want to tell off all the stupid *kitten* who are so negative all the time. You guys are just total *kitten* and so negative and I hate you for being negative and you don't like me saying so you just kiss my behind because I'm sick and tired of all the damn negativity and I hate everybody!"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAH I just Died!
  • takeitback1mt
    takeitback1mt Posts: 6 Member
    "I went over my calories by 50. I feel so bad."
    "How many calories are in this?"
    "OMG I went over my fiber!"
    "Hold on I need to check the nutrition facts."
    "Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I'm over my calories."
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    "...weight loss journey..."
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Is going over on protein bad
  • fallenangelloves
    fallenangelloves Posts: 601 Member
    I'm so proud of myself I baked all day for Christmas and never tasted a thing! (glad I didn't get their gift!)
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    BURN
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    So I cut my carbs almost completely out of my diet and now i feel like crap, so how do you low carbers do it
  • HonkyTonks
    HonkyTonks Posts: 1,193 Member
    It's been a week and I haven't lost ANY weight!

    I went out last night and ate heaps of food and I got on the scales this morning and gained like 3lbs :(
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I found this great recipe for scrambled eggs in Serial Dieter's Monthly and thought I would share it!
  • shirerose
    shirerose Posts: 116 Member
    How much fiber is too much?

    (Fiber makes me........sad)

    hahahaha i love that commercial...
    and this thread.
  • cryspetstalerson
    cryspetstalerson Posts: 147
    "Why am I not losing weight? I am eating under my calories. Can you look at my diary and tell me what I can do different"

    Looks at diary, and it's all carb loaded, and sodium loaded foods...
  • goodhealth2012
    goodhealth2012 Posts: 85
    I've lost 2 pounds! Please look at my before and after pics and tell me how much younger I look.
  • StrengthIsBeautiful
    StrengthIsBeautiful Posts: 309 Member
    The reason you see no progress on your 800 calorie a day diet is because you're building muscle

    Oh my gosh- but I just want to TONE!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    PLESE PLEASE PLEASE
  • StephannieL
    StephannieL Posts: 198 Member
    LMAO these are great!!!! :laugh:
  • Max_Power
    Max_Power Posts: 84 Member
    I just lifted weights for 45 minutes and MFP says I didn't burn any calories!
  • Leesseebee
    Leesseebee Posts: 216
    I'm trying P90x

    What's p90x?

    What do you think about Atkins?

    I think I'm gonna try Atkins...

    DON'T DO ATKINS!

    I think I'm gonna take those diet pills that almost killed me last time, good idea, RIGHT?
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    ''People who disagree with me are so rude!''

    ''I JUST WANT POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME. IF YOU DISAGREE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.''
  • goodhealth2012
    goodhealth2012 Posts: 85
    Don't eat honey, it's loaded with sugar. Sprinkle on 3 packets of splenda, its much better for you!
  • learningtolove
    learningtolove Posts: 288 Member
    "Im not losing weight yet,Im going to quit" ..... right because not trying at all will surely help you lose it.
    "Motivate me!"
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Who is your MFP crush?
  • cryspetstalerson
    cryspetstalerson Posts: 147
    "Is Diet soda okay?"
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    what is aspartame and why is it bad for me
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Muscle weighs more than fat.

    Then all the technical explanations of why it doesn't
    :bigsmile:
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    Quoting the Twinkie diet as a success story.
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    is sugar from fruit okay because if i have one piece of fruit i'm over on my sugars for the day
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