A Beginner's Guide to Refusing Food

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UponThisRock
UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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So many people have questions about how to avoid unhealthy foods at the office. I think I have enough experience to offer some assistance.

Step 1: Look to the left
Step 2: Look to the right
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 in rapid succession
Step 4: Say, "no thanks"

Hope this helps.

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  • nashtyone
    nashtyone Posts: 36
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    I like to imagine that it has been spit in, or that there are toenail clippings in it.
  • HardHunk
    HardHunk Posts: 22
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    :laugh:
  • oneIT
    oneIT Posts: 388 Member
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    I know how to avoid them but sometimes they attack.
  • eacatterton
    eacatterton Posts: 145 Member
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    I am very lucky to work in an office that is very small (only 2 of us run this place!!) and I dont have those issues.
  • bjshields
    bjshields Posts: 677 Member
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    Hilarious! And true!:drinker:
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
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    The other day, I was brutally attached by a mini mars bar being aimed by my manager. They've got a lot of power for being so small, but I fought it off ;)
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member
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    So many people have questions about how to avoid unhealthy foods at the office. I think I have enough experience to offer some assistance.

    Step 1: Look to the left
    Step 2: Look to the right
    Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 in rapid succession
    Step 4: Say, "no thanks"

    Hope this helps.

    So I believe steps 1 and 2 refer to that head shake thing? :huh: Ah I see now.
  • Leesseebee
    Leesseebee Posts: 216
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    :D
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    I like to imagine that it has been spit in, or that there are toenail clippings in it.

    oh ick! ick! ick!
  • daffodilsoup
    daffodilsoup Posts: 1,972 Member
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    Love this!
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
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    Do that a few times, and they usually get the hint! (especially after you've noticeably dropped some lbs.)
  • peacek
    peacek Posts: 211
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    :smile: Thanks for making me laugh.....Good day!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    I go into the material library and spray windex on whatever I am tempted to eat and toss it.
  • amblee125
    amblee125 Posts: 92 Member
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    Do that a few times, and they usually get the hint! (especially after you've noticeably dropped some lbs.)

    This is so true! The more you say no and people notice you are losing they just stop asking/offerring lol

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