Funny joke....

CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES.

Check your shampoo bottle label.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!)
printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY --- No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using
Dawn dishwashing liquid instead. Their label reads:



DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved. If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!