Funny...but True. What's your #?

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  • Figuringoutme
    Figuringoutme Posts: 330
    Love it!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    Ahahahaha! Epic!


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  • russellma
    russellma Posts: 284 Member
    I lost 60 pounds reading my kindle on the elleptical so I must be doing something right.

    Thank you! I was starting to feel like a louse! lol

    I read sporadically while I run on a treadmill (not terribly fast but not slow, either... 5-5.5mph). Every couple minutes, I check my progress and then read another page or two. I find it helps me to think less about the sweat that's dripping off my elbows and my labored breathing!
  • AbiNichole
    AbiNichole Posts: 300 Member
    Totally #25.... doing it right now actually lol
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    I love #1! Soo true!

    And some people treat it as such. haha
  • jpoulsen2
    jpoulsen2 Posts: 65 Member
    This is the best! Very well spoken!
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    #9 is my favorite.. as my trainer phrased it last night "Maybe this move is too advanced for you".

    Translation: You really should be getting this move.. it's not that hard... and I'm not allowed to laugh at you for not understanding it.
  • MOesmama
    MOesmama Posts: 15 Member
    #11, soooo true!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    I like #4.....its not me....but super funny.

    I'm most likely #25 and I agree with #1
  • daphnemoon
    daphnemoon Posts: 216 Member
    Don't agree with #19. I work my socks off at every class I go to and I ENJOY doing it! You can still have a blast working hard, in fact for me that is *where* the enjoyment comes. However, I do see far too many people relaxing in classes, though they still don't look like they are enjoying themselves :P
  • Healthy_Hannah483
    Healthy_Hannah483 Posts: 151 Member
    ahahaha this is hilarious and so, so true!!
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
    :laugh:
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    Hahahaha loved this!
  • thefuzz1290
    thefuzz1290 Posts: 777 Member
    Great post....but you might be accused of bullying. ;P
  • caramkoala
    caramkoala Posts: 303 Member
    It's a tie between

    15. If you're motivated to buy an expensive home exercise machine, consider a "wooden coat rack." It costs $40, uses no electricity and does the exact same thing.

    and

    25. Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories.

    for me
  • Cara34
    Cara34 Posts: 37 Member
    23 is the story of my life. I like to see how many times I can lap them :)
  • toabetterlifestyle
    toabetterlifestyle Posts: 230
    25 hahaha
  • dr_tina
    dr_tina Posts: 225 Member
    man, I got called out here!!! I do secretly race the old people in the pool!!! Unless, I AM the old person???? lol
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
    I love this!
  • hollowdoll
    hollowdoll Posts: 16 Member
    HAHAHA as a person who works in a gym as well as someone who works out in one, these are ALL TRUE. I would just like to add that If you walk 20 minutes on the treadmill and then drink a Gatorade it doesn't mean you had a good workout, it means you are drinking back any calories you burned and then some.

    so true.... he should definitely add that one to the list!
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