Zombie apocalypse.

rollycollysmama
rollycollysmama Posts: 143
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
I was talking to a friend last week about my fears/concerns with the up and coming potential "end of the world" b.s I asked if she wanted to do cardio or strength training, she said "well, when the zombie apocalypse happens, I will need to run without my heart exploding more than I will need to lift things” so cardio it was! being the super paranoid person I am I have put much thought into this, having a kid I'm going to be able to need to run my *kitten* off, AND lift my son doing it so the zombies can't eat us! Sooooo, I think I'm going to invest in one of those baby carriers. If for nothing else, than the potential zombie apocalypse…
what do you want/need for the Zombie apocalypse??
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  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    I don't need anything really lol My boyfriend and I have a lot of guns,(his 7 year old is a good shot with a .22) a lot of ammo, a few machetes, we also have a couple of guns with bayonets, and three or four hatchets. We're good for the zombie apocalypse. :happy: Also, we have a copy of Zombieland, good tips in that movie. lol
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    ZOMBIE LAND! YES! sadly, based off that movie, im in the first catogory to die, because I'm the out of shape fat girl Lol. My poor son :(
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    You have till December! You'll be fine! lol Make that boy useful and give him a sharp stick. :laugh:
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    I feel like I need to talk to my theripist because I have serious paranoia over this whole thing. Lol
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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  • Harlin12
    Harlin12 Posts: 34 Member
    Need both, speed to run and strength to swing the machete or base ball bat. Chain Saws get pretty heavy after a few minutes as well.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    Nah, I think it's perfectly normal. :happy: I mean look at Jesus, first zombie.:laugh: It could totally happen.
  • lisaidem
    lisaidem Posts: 194 Member
    Spinelli I'm coming over to your house! My number one concern is guns, and knowing how to shoot. I really want to learn to shoot!
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
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    ROTF! "now protection without that unpleasent feces sent" LOL
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    Yeah, I may be out of shape, but I'm a damn good shot and we've got plenty of guns/ammo. Plus I've kicked the *kitten* of like every zombie game ever. I'll last a while.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    Spinelli I'm coming over to your house! My number one concern is guns, and knowing how to shoot. I really want to learn to shoot!

    Come on over, we have enough guns for everyone! lol It'll be like Walking Dead, I'll teach you how to shoot. :happy:
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    Spinelli I'm coming over to your house! My number one concern is guns, and knowing how to shoot. I really want to learn to shoot!
    .....wnna be friends....
    0_o
    I can watch the babies, I'm good at that! ;)
  • colochel
    colochel Posts: 263 Member
    I don't know why but when I think of zombie apocalypse, my first urge is to stock up on water. Even though my house would be a terrible fortress. We're good on guns! Could probably use more ammo.

    As far as baby carriers go, I really like the Moby wrap. My boobs are too big for the sling we have and she gets really uncomfortable all squished in it.
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    Spinelli I'm coming over to your house! My number one concern is guns, and knowing how to shoot. I really want to learn to shoot!

    Come on over, we have enough guns for everyone! lol It'll be like Walking Dead, I'll teach you how to shoot. :happy:
    I can't wait until walking dead starts again! couple more days!!
  • Chastityx
    Chastityx Posts: 192 Member
    http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp (actual CDC link)
  • hkussatz
    hkussatz Posts: 41
    oh geez. Mayan calendar has ended before.... then it just starts all over again. Funny how frantic people get.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Nah, I think it's perfectly normal. :happy: I mean look at Jesus, first zombie.:laugh: It could totally happen.
    Excuse me but Lazarus was a zombie before Jesus ever thought about it. Not to mention Ezekiel's undead army.

    Anyway, I'm joining the zombies. There's no way the living are going to win.
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    I don't know why but when I think of zombie apocalypse, my first urge is to stock up on water. Even though my house would be a terrible fortress. We're good on guns! Could probably use more ammo.
    Pretty simple to make your own. Afew basic ingredients and you have ammo for quite some time. Especially if you plan to stay in one spot.
  • karenwill2
    karenwill2 Posts: 604 Member
    Nah, I think it's perfectly normal. :happy: I mean look at Jesus, first zombie.:laugh: It could totally happen.

    Nope. Lazarus was the first documented zombie. Jesus was Zombie #2.
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    oh geez. Mayan calendar has ended before.... then it just starts all over again. Funny how frantic people get.
    It doesn't have anything to do with that for me. I just wanna shoot some zombies.... Thats it I'm going to play resident evil.
  • Elizabeth_M
    Elizabeth_M Posts: 562 Member
    http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp (actual CDC link)

    Ha ha - the Toronto zombie walk! Never been to it, even though I am a Torontonian, I think even though I know it would be all fake, I would seriously have heart palpitations. Not good.

    If this ever were to happen, I think I'd be so scared that I would just stop moving. lol
  • sarahness
    sarahness Posts: 80 Member
    I feel like I need to talk to my theripist because I have serious paranoia over this whole thing. Lol


    I have the same fear and people think I am crazy lol. I already told my boss I will be taking December 21 off this year haha. Last year when it was supposed to happen I cancelled going anywhere and went over to my moms house because I was scared lol. In the back of my mind I know it isnt going to happen.....but there is always that WHAT IF. lol
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    No but seriously, some of you may want to talk to a shrink about this.
  • Chastityx
    Chastityx Posts: 192 Member
    There are actual marathons where zombies chase you. I could probably win that one!
  • fiberartist219
    fiberartist219 Posts: 1,865 Member
    I am not scared of the Mayan calendar running out, but I do have conversations once in awhile with the hubs about the end of civilization. For example, if the power went out for several days, how would we heat the house? Yep, we'd need some firewood, and the muscles to get it in the house! Or if somehow grocery stores were no longer functioning, I would farm out the back yard and I want to know what kind of fruits and veggies I should grow.

    It's really silly, but in some ways it makes me feel good about myself to know that I am capable of taking care of myself if something were to happen to the infrastructure that I usually rely on. Hell, I panic just when a storm takes out the satellite dish or knocks out the internet for a few hours. Who knows how I'd feel if something REALLY bad happened.

    Anyway, lots of people think about this stuff from time to time, but if you are genuinely scared, you probably do need a therapist. If you are just working out and joking about zombies, then it's just good fun!

    I like to crack jokes at work every time my computer is slow. I blame it on solar flares. :flowerforyou:
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    I feel like I need to talk to my theripist because I have serious paranoia over this whole thing. Lol


    I have the same fear and people think I am crazy lol. I already told my boss I will be taking December 21 off this year haha. Last year when it was supposed to happen I cancelled going anywhere and went over to my moms house because I was scared lol. In the back of my mind I know it isnt going to happen.....but there is always that WHAT IF. lol
    Dude ur not alone!! I FREAK OUT thinking of it, most people get scared watching movies like "IT" or whatever, I laugh at that stuff, the movies that put the fear of GOD in me, and make me stay up at night and have night marrors is movies like "day after tomorrow" and "2012" I coudlnt sleep for days!
    All I could think of is how my poor son will be left to die, alone, or somthing, dude, I've put SERIOUS thought into the "what if's" that it keeps me up at night. I would sooner smother my son, than let him get attacked my zombies or fall into a firey pit of doom when giant earthquacks put giant *kitten* holes in the ground or anything...I'm gonna be a ****ing NUT the whole week of december 21ar
  • rollycollysmama
    rollycollysmama Posts: 143
    I am not scared of the Mayan calendar running out, but I do have conversations once in awhile with the hubs about the end of civilization. For example, if the power went out for several days, how would we heat the house? Yep, we'd need some firewood, and the muscles to get it in the house! Or if somehow grocery stores were no longer functioning, I would farm out the back yard and I want to know what kind of fruits and veggies I should grow.

    It's really silly, but in some ways it makes me feel good about myself to know that I am capable of taking care of myself if something were to happen to the infrastructure that I usually rely on. Hell, I panic just when a storm takes out the satellite dish or knocks out the internet for a few hours. Who knows how I'd feel if something REALLY bad happened.

    Anyway, lots of people think about this stuff from time to time, but if you are genuinely scared, you probably do need a therapist. If you are just working out and joking about zombies, then it's just good fun!

    I like to crack jokes at work every time my computer is slow. I blame it on solar flares. :flowerforyou:

    Most of this is in good fun....like the zombi aspect..but like the 2012 theory really freaks me out.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    My running shoes.
  • Alphawolf02
    Alphawolf02 Posts: 94
    This post is EPIC! My family and I have guns, good cardio, and, we have spent a lot of time discussing how to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I'm a long-distance runner so I'm all set for those long, drawn-out chases. But if you're talking about those super crack zombies that move at lightning speed, I'm probably toast.
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