Not the Face!

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  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
  • Clarecbear82
    Clarecbear82 Posts: 369 Member
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    I don't know what we're yelling about!
  • brandonrdn
    brandonrdn Posts: 71
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    You've got a dirty, whorish mouth
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Champ: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I *kitten* a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a *kitten* covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

    Brick: Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    dorothy mantooth is a saint!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    You ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
  • brandonrdn
    brandonrdn Posts: 71
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    By the beard of Zeus!
  • Clarecbear82
    Clarecbear82 Posts: 369 Member
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    Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

    Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Bark bark!

    You know I don't speak Spanish.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Oh Ron... there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
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    Love this movie.

    I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it back. I want to be on you.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    :sad: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: You guys are killing me. I gotta go get that movie
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Sweet Lincoln's mullet...THIS is why I love MFP! :laugh:
  • SammyPacks
    SammyPacks Posts: 697 Member
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    Still one of my favorite comedies, and by far my favorite Will Farrel move!

    I immediately regret this decision!
  • omgitsgarry
    omgitsgarry Posts: 138
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    ANTHONY AND CLEOPATRA!

    You're a real hooker and I'm going to slap you in public.

    I'm going to punch you in the ovary. That's what I'm going to do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.

    Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

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