you know when your overweight when....

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  • Fififantastic
    Fififantastic Posts: 54
    when all your undies seem to be shrinking :(
  • ViolaBoop
    ViolaBoop Posts: 12
    [ oops ]
  • ViolaBoop
    ViolaBoop Posts: 12
    I had lots of signs but my final one was when I started knocking things over with my *kitten*. Including my kids. Doh.

    Haha, I do that one a lot!
  • Zsangel
    Zsangel Posts: 202
    :laugh: *wishes I hadn't had a mouth full of water while reading this*
  • pretty_ribbons
    pretty_ribbons Posts: 154 Member
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!

    this happens to me all the time loooool!
  • ednawhatnot
    ednawhatnot Posts: 93 Member
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    A toddler's head? I can fit my OWN head in there and it's not even tight! :laugh:
  • his_kid1
    his_kid1 Posts: 177 Member
    When you are asked to write a blurb about yourself and provide a picture for a website, and you realize there are almost NO pictures of you in the last 10 years except a few at your childrens' births, and a very rare few scattered in between, and those make you want to cry.
  • tooofluffy
    tooofluffy Posts: 10
    When your trying to get a pastry out of the doughnut case, you take the last dougnut on the front half of the pan and the pan tips backward and your trying to hang on to it ...you ask your daughter to help you...so there you both are overweight arms in the doughnut case and daughter turns around as says..yeah thats right the fat ladies need their doughnut!!!!!!!!
  • mary35699
    mary35699 Posts: 22 Member
    This one is from years ago (from back in school) but I though I would post it.

    When your playing a game in PE, and when your "hit" you are suppose to lie there until your team mates carry you off to the "hospital". But when you get hit you get so freaked out about your class mates trying to lift you that you start to cry and then just go with the crying and pretend your hurt so you can walk off the field yourself and then sit out until the game is over so there no chance it might happen again.
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    You know you fat when you take a walking class and you come in last behind the pregnant girl and the lady who had open heart surgery
  • psychopiglet
    psychopiglet Posts: 130 Member
    When you break someone else's bed during...
  • Bethee101
    Bethee101 Posts: 99 Member
    When your BMI puts you in the 'overweight' category.

    When your BMI puts you in the OBESE category!!
  • spiceshirl
    spiceshirl Posts: 177
    When you get on the scale and it reads one at a time please!
  • ednawhatnot
    ednawhatnot Posts: 93 Member
    When you fall on a slippery stone step, badly bruise your backside and all someone asks is 'did you break the step?'. :(
  • jankleberry
    jankleberry Posts: 508
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    A toddler's head? I can fit my OWN head in there and it's not even tight! :laugh:

    Me too!
  • jankleberry
    jankleberry Posts: 508
    When you are sitting in a peircing studio and a wee girl walks up to you, smiles, points and shouts "TOO FAT!"

    her dad was mortified. My friend and I laughed and went to the pub. hehe
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    when you're swimming at the beach to the calls of "whale on the port bow; man the harpoons".....:drinker:
  • mikituba
    mikituba Posts: 60
    When you glance at your profile at the doctors office and it says "obese"...I was mortified.

    When the only time your jeans fit is after wearing them for 3 days in a row without washing them, wow I'm losing weight! Then after next wash...dang the dryer really shrunk them...No fatty, your fat stretched them out! Now they're back to normal.

    I love washing my jeans now :)

    AHHHH
  • firefightmc
    firefightmc Posts: 33 Member
    pizza guys drops one off just incase
  • dawnblu
    dawnblu Posts: 95 Member
    you realize you have two chins but you were only born with one! What?
  • lilyjay_
    lilyjay_ Posts: 86
    When the only time your jeans fit is after wearing them for 3 days in a row without washing them, wow I'm losing weight! Then after next wash...dang the dryer really shrunk them...No fatty, your fat stretched them out! Now they're back to normal.

    I love washing my jeans now :)

    AHHHH

    Agreed. I used to dread putting my jeans on after washing them, since I have had to buy new jeans a size down and now they are way too big even straight out of the wash!
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    When your butt gets stuck in a carnival ride, in front of tons of people :(
  • GrahamBarwick
    GrahamBarwick Posts: 459
    when your walking down the stairs and your man boobs wobble :noway:
  • FitSid
    FitSid Posts: 117 Member
    Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".

    Damn it.

    WELL DONE ON LOSING SO MUCH WEIGHT. That is a lot of weight to lose, out of the mouths of babies..
  • JadeRabbit08
    JadeRabbit08 Posts: 551 Member
    ...you're riding home from work on a packed subway and a lady offers you her seat because she thinks you're pregnant. You aren't.

    (Mortified!)

    That happened to me (went from an hourglass shape to an apple I really look pregnant) and I put my hand on the small of my back and did that heavily pregnant leaning back sit and thought "well finally something good comes of being fat". I didnt want the girl to lose that good samaritan glow now did I?
  • ARDuBaie
    ARDuBaie Posts: 378 Member
    When your child, coming back from a year and a half in Iraq, walks right by you because he doesn't recognize you.
  • FitSid
    FitSid Posts: 117 Member
    When you try out your new workout dvd for the 1st time, completely proud of yourself for having made it through w/o dying and your child comes over to and says, "You need to return that and get your money back because it does'nt work, your still fat. That's false advertising."

    wow, kinda mean but so so so so funny, out of the mouths of babies.. haha
  • jankleberry
    jankleberry Posts: 508
    when your 18month old daughter hits your belly and laughs at the way it wobbles!
  • lookslikeyoda
    lookslikeyoda Posts: 161 Member
    passers by get pulled into your orbit
  • ludogx87
    ludogx87 Posts: 286 Member
    you find popcorn in your bra because you have been shovelling it so violently in your mouth at the cinema
    HAHA x
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