you know when your overweight when....

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  • GBO323
    GBO323 Posts: 333 Member
    I get frustrated at constantly telling people that I am NOT pregnant..... because I'm a guy!

    :P
  • NaytM84
    NaytM84 Posts: 38
    When you stand on a digital scale and instead of your weight it says "GET OFF"
  • simsdiva
    simsdiva Posts: 1
    Your two and half year old grandaughter tell's you "get your fat butt out of my face" when you bend over in front of her hanging ornaments on the Christmas tree! And when she leaves you have a few more Christmas cookies to make yourself feel better because your feelings were hurt!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    When you get on the floor to play with your 3-year old, and it takes two adult men to pull you up from the floor because you can't get up.
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
    When you accidently park in the "expectant mother only" spot and you debate moving, then think to yourself, "Who is going to question me? I look it."

    P.S. I did move the car, to the FAR end of the parking lot.
    :happy:
  • iuangina
    iuangina Posts: 691 Member
    when you realize that your shape is "round" instead of apple or pear
  • kimistry35
    kimistry35 Posts: 203 Member
    When you feel like your gonna pass out after doing 10 jumping jacks
  • c2me12ad6
    c2me12ad6 Posts: 127 Member
    When you have to do the whole squat and pull maneuver to get into your jeans...then lay on your bed to button them.
  • Renonvme
    Renonvme Posts: 58 Member
    When you make your "me" on wii Fit and it gets a lot shorter and wider after you enter your weight. Stupid video game! :blushing:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    When you have to do the whole squat and pull maneuver to get into your jeans...then lay on your bed to button them.

    Been there!
  • blissfuldrake
    blissfuldrake Posts: 128 Member
    People you know congrats your pregnancy :bigsmile:

    That happened to me BEFORE I got fat! LOL A little old lady while I was waiting in line at the grocery store...
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
    When you are walking up the stairs in front of your 9 year old little brother and he slaps you on the ars, and upon seeing the giggle that follows he says "aw ripple" and proceeds to chase you down the hallway trying to do it again.
  • blissfuldrake
    blissfuldrake Posts: 128 Member
    When the cat sits on your knee but almost gets suffocated by the over hang


    OMG! ROFLMAO!

    How about shaving by braille because you can't see your legs?
  • blissfuldrake
    blissfuldrake Posts: 128 Member
    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!

    ROFLMAO!

    Maybe you were covered in tanning oil they mistook for an environmental hazard?

    I'm laughing WITH you here.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    I was at my friends party so parked out the front of the house next door cos there was nowhere else to park and the ***** that lived there wrote a note saying "Other people need to park her too fatty. Either move your car or we will break it P.S. Lose some weight.." I never forgot it :(
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    oh and my manager (who is new) just told me the other day that i need to lose weight...
    after losing 15kg's/34pounds already it absolutely shattered me...
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
    When you're sitting on a long bench by yourself, and a girl comes into the room looking for somewhere to sit down, sees you, and goes to sit in the other room.

    (This wasn't me, I was the one who wanted to sit down. I felt bad for him, but I was really tired and needed to sit.)
  • blissfuldrake
    blissfuldrake Posts: 128 Member
    You realize you don't really have that many friends. It was just the gravitational pull. :P


    :laugh: ROFLMFAO
  • grobbygru
    grobbygru Posts: 292 Member
    when after your husband goes to work you have one more plaiting of breakfast (and egg with cholula hot sauce)

    What is plaiting of breakfast?
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    I don't think that is ever going to change for me, no matter what size I am...
    I was a D when I hit yr 6 (and a size 8 aus), I was a G about a year ago am now a D/DD depending on the brand.
  • bademasi
    bademasi Posts: 180 Member
    You no longer can see where you need to shave while in the shower... hair patches are not sexy

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    THIS IS A PERSONAL GOAL FOR ME! MY NUMBER ONE GOAL. I AM THICK IN THE MIDSECTION FROM A DISEASE I HAD... this is a big important goal for me... thank you for putting it out there.

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  • MermaidFaith
    MermaidFaith Posts: 495 Member
    When you get a bite mark on your stomach from a mentally ill patient, HR is going to take a picture in case of a workers comp claim - and the photographer says "hold on, let me get the wide angle lens".

    That just means the patient has a huge mouth! i work in the same type of envirnment and they have got some serious jaw-span when it comes to trying to bite flesh off of the staff. lol
  • bademasi
    bademasi Posts: 180 Member
    When you work as a nurse and your 95 year old patient says "twins this time" while softly touching your belly

    I was in the hospital the day before my brain surgery and a woman asked me if I was there to deliver today. I am usually polite... but that day I was a wreck. I said no tomorrow I am having a brain tumor removed. My daughter with me looked shocked that I was so to the point and not so nice.

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  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
    Your dog (or children) follow you around for shade :-)
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    When you pray to God the first day of every semester that your class is held in a room with tables and chairs and not desks (I never didn't fit in a desk, but it was a tight squeeze into a few over the past couple years :/)
  • NurseNiffa
    NurseNiffa Posts: 25 Member
    When you go on the trampoline with your 3 year old son you jump and bounce him off...!!! :embarassed:

    Horrible but amazing all at the same time! LOL
  • NurseNiffa
    NurseNiffa Posts: 25 Member
    you are at a Brewer's game and you have to sit with your arms around the people sitting next to you just so you can fit in the seat... and also have a rough time getting out of those small seats and managing to dip your finger in the person's beer behind you ..... thumbs down :sad:
  • NurseNiffa
    NurseNiffa Posts: 25 Member
    your nickname is snackmaster
  • perpetuallyfit
    perpetuallyfit Posts: 153 Member
    when you have trouble fitting into an airplane seat or when you have trouble fastening your seat belt! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    You know you're overweight when you roll over in your sleep and wake up to a dead spouse.

    OMG I almost died laughing hahahahahahaha
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