The worst thing a woman can say to a man!!

Im really a man....

I can tell you've lost weight because your legs look really thin!

Oh...am....It happens to alot of men!xgx

Oh. it's so cute....(not that I ever heard this)

wow! you ladies are just mean : ) as a man i feel like i should curl up in the fetal position.

lol, all in good fun, i understand , but there are some crushers on there, maybe we should turn the tables ; ) just for ****s and giggles.

I think your best friend might be the daddy

It might be bad timing but my name used to be Bruce

"Don't get me anything"

"I don't accept credit cards, only cash"

Guy - "I havent been pleasing myself. I've been saving it all up for you!"

Girl = "Nooo, really? *snort*"

"I'd love to hun, but its that time of the month!"

Hahaha this!