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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    *FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!*
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Pass me a beer, what's the score?

    Scratch, scratch
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Lets talk about MFP ladies boobs.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    heh, heh, boobs. i like boobs.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Lets talk about MFP ladies boobs.

    I like them.
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  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    *FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!*

    *sprays glad can in Carls direction*

    Mexican food last night?
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!

    And you like Asian women. Your in.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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  • jrich1
    jrich1 Posts: 2,408 Member
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    WIN!
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!

    And you like Asian women. Your in.

    I actually prefer red-heads.... :devil:
    Not according to google sense...it knows better than you do.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Lets talk about MFP ladies boobs.

    I like them.

    I have them. :(
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  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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    Only we can do this!
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    Only we can do this!

    Lucky.
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  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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    Only we can do this!

    girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:

    Can you dot the i? That is the skill!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
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    Only we can do this!
    I've seen a couple gals try with less than desireable results.
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
    If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.
  • 750psi
    750psi Posts: 8 Member
    Ah . . .but you must like boobs!
  • scotslass
    scotslass Posts: 317
    These posts are frickin hilarious!! :-)
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Only we can do this!

    girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:

    No skill required if they have a SheWee!

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  • philOHIO
    philOHIO Posts: 520 Member
    If I knew a girl who could "really" do that in the snow, I would be scared! The Crying Game song just popped in my head.
  • Regito711
    Regito711 Posts: 15
    It was in the news a while back where some dude got arrested for assault after he farted and his wife sprayed him with lysol.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.

    This. And I like boobs. Oh, and football.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
    If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.

    Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
    If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.

    Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
    Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
  • Nettabee
    Nettabee Posts: 296 Member
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    Only we can do this!

    girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:

    Can you dot the i? That is the skill!


    Why do you think we do kegel exercises? For the sex?! :laugh:

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