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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Damn! Open a window in here!! :sick: :sick:
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
    If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.

    Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
    Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3

    GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol
    Playing Skyrim until mass Effect 3 is released.

    Did you pre-order so you could get the black hole gun? I can't wait to test that out.
    Of course...noob

    Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
    This x 1000 (except I don't curse, but I do like getting filthy and using power tools and hitting things with a hammer).

    Sorry to rain on your men-only parade, but saying "men only" is a guaranteed way to have the girls flock here, too.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
    LOL...you don't talk much online do you?
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
    This x 1000 (except I don't curse, but I do like getting filthy and using power tools and hitting things with a hammer).

    Sorry to rain on your men-only parade, but saying "men only" is a guaranteed way to have the girls flock here, too.

    I have been trolling since I saw the topic come up. It was too hard to stay away.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
    LOL...you don't talk much online do you?

    No, not really. I don't dedicate THAT much time into video games.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
    LOL...you don't talk much online do you?

    No, not really. I don't dedicate THAT much time into video games.
    Just calling you a noob is very mild in the xbox live world.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!

    Wow! What a coincidence! I can to all the above and also have Boobs!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I cuss like the child of a trucker & a sailor.
    All of previously stated bodily functions: CHECK.
    I also like football, baseball, hockey, NASCAR & various other sports.
    I like fishing...salt water, preferably.
    And...


    I HAVE BOOBS! :bigsmile: :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I forgot, I can also fix things around the house without really knowing what I'm doing and zap or cut myself in the process in order to avoid calling a repairman - usually with a beer in hand! :drinker:

    Why are we not married?
  • TeutonicKnight
    TeutonicKnight Posts: 367 Member
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    A woman who knows her beer is hot. A woman who drinks and IPA with me is hotter. A woman who lets me sit on her lap as she drinks an IPA faster than me....HOTTEST.
  • LovingMe19
    LovingMe19 Posts: 380 Member
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    Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.

    This. And I like boobs. Oh, and football.

    Agreed!
  • countrygirlatheart2719
    countrygirlatheart2719 Posts: 41
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    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!


    Hahahahaha I LOVE it!!!!! :)
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 761 Member
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    I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!

    And you like Asian women. Your in.

    I'm Asian :tongue: and I love video games.. sorry I just destroyed this thread. :sick:
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    im going to build a giant cage.
    then hang a "men only" sign out front.

    just to catch women.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    im going to build a giant cage.
    then hang a "men only" sign out front.

    just to catch women.

    Smart man.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    dating-fails-dating-fails-the-test.jpg

    :laugh:

    This is the funniest thing I have read all day!!!

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