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A Sense of Humor
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I like to call the feeling of dieting anger "hangry." They are angry because they are hungry. I get this way when I don't eat pizza frequently enough. A lack of pizza makes me hangry.0
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May I add him to the list...
The Cake is a LIE
TASTE OF HUMANS!0 -
Also a few quotes from one of the funniest Dialouge driven films EVER0
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Humor.0
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Mr. Bean!? Is he it for British humour icons?! I'm ashamed!0
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Mr. Bean!? Is he it for British humour icons?! I'm ashamed!
Okay I hope this isn't a Peter Kay, Dave Spikey & Paddy > Rowan Atkinson post, because if it is then you're disqualified!
MR Bean is brilliant
I hope it was sarcasm*sarcasm doesn't translate well on the internet!*
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You have to love British humor!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little *kitten*.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES..
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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Also how can we forget arguably the greatest comedic character ever made? He's had a full career all on his own! (Alan Partridge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdCfuZMD3L0
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Mr. Bean!? Is he it for British humour icons?! I'm ashamed!
Okay I hope this isn't a Peter Kay, Dave Spikey & Paddy > Rowan Atkinson post, because if it is then you're disqualified!
MR Bean is brilliant
I hope it was sarcasm*sarcasm doesn't translate well on the internet!*
Rowan Atkinson is BRILLIANT! And a completely different comedy style, no comparison. Was meaning in proximity, I actually do live in the same place, and the Bolton News always sings their praises lol x0 -
You have to love British humor!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little *kitten*.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES..
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quoted in entirety because I can! AND because it made me laugh! Thanks :happy: :bigsmile:0 -
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