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So all he could have for tea was tomato soup0
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which made him extremely angry because0
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he was allergic to tomatoes0
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He had to eat it anyway because there was nothing else0
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in the pantry except....0
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fava beans and dried liver...0
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which I would not even feed to the dog.....0
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or the other pet tied to the bed named.....0
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Herman who only eats sardines0
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and pickles while drinking......0
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iced coffee spiked with sugar free red bull.0
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he chases his tail but can only catch his0
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hind leg because he had...0
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ball, because his belly gets in the way :laugh:0
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and his privates drag the ground0
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So a magical fairy appeared and said she would fix everything0
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if he'd just put on something to support his private parts0
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He would not be naked, and he'd finally have that awesome tan line.:laugh:0
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but the only thing that he could find to put on was a...........0
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