TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T

10. I need to whip it out by 5.   
9. Mind if I use your laptop?   
8. Just stick it in my box.   
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!   
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 
1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits   there!