DR OZ = EINSTEIN
Replies
-
:laugh:
On a side note, it surprises me the amount of people who aren't catching on to the blatant sarcasm here.0 -
Quack or not, I'm sure he's just a messenger. I wouldn't doubt it if he had an entire team of people feeding him the info he uses for his shows. Call me Switzerland!
thats exactly what he does and i believe he goes back and confirms before he tells the world0 -
I remember that Oz once said that he's the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of, because he eats Cheetos daily (baked, not fried of course) and that if I started eating them every day I could make him wet his pants. FACT.
Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the WRONG PHONE!0 -
Seriously, I am getting sooo tired of all this Dr Oz is a quack stuff!
Dr. Oz saved my life and if Oprah (AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY MIND YOU) believes in him, I do too!.
Too long of a post, so didn't read past this. But I am wondering which country you are referring to, because I live in America and I DO NOT believe in him.
Dr. Oz saved my life and if Oprah <--- I got here. Oprah is a nut.0 -
:laugh:
On a side note, it surprises me the amount of people who aren't catching on to the blatant sarcasm here.
[/quote
lol hahahaha]0 -
Dr. Oz can suck it. Just like someone said above, he's selling things, just like Oprah.0
-
Dr Oz BLAH BLAH BLAH sick of him0
-
I haven't eaten anything yet, its 1pm lol!
I would be attempting to gnaw my arm off and eat it if I hadn't eaten anything by 1pm.
Exactly!! My arm would be barely hanging and I'd be getting ready to gnaw the other one off.! :laugh:0 -
Wow people are taking the OP seriously when it was obviously sarcastic.
What.0 -
Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.0
-
Seriously, I am getting sooo tired of all this Dr Oz is a quack stuff!
Dr. Oz saved my life and if Oprah (AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY MIND YOU) believes in him, I do too!.
Here are my reasons why.
Oz said that Carnosine is the answer to aging. I just got my shipment in the mail yesterday, and since I have started taking it I don't think I look a single day older, its helped my memory too because I haven't forgotten a single thing since yesterday! In fact, I just remembered I have to run to the store and buy more eggs...
Since I started replacing breakfast with an egg sandwich, I've lost six pounds! I was usually eating two pancakes, or coffee cake with my morning latte, and since I did what he said I've lost so much weight from my belly! Isn't that a miracle!
I had a lot of stretch marks from all the weight gain in my previous years, he said they could be covered up by bronzers and one can help them heal from taking zinc and vitamin C. Since I started all three, they've practically disappeared!
Oz suggested I drink Choffy, which is a coffee replacement! It helps me feel way more energized and its SOO much healthier for me because he said it is!
I remember that Oz once said that he's the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of, because he eats Cheetos daily (baked, not fried of course) and that if I started eating them every day I could make him wet his pants. FACT.
I am soo frustrated with everybody calling him a quack, because its just not fair! I love Dr. Oz! Stop freaking saying such horrible things about him and proving scientifically he is wrong, because if he is on Oprah he can't be wrong! Also, he's on the internet and we all know that everything on the internet is true or it couldn't be on the internet! SERIOUSLY!!!
Thank you, and don't respond if you are just going to nay-say my hero!
0 -
Wow people are taking the OP seriously when it was obviously sarcastic.
What.
Here I am pouring my heart out to my fellow trusted MFP'ers and you're calling it sarcasm! *tears*0 -
Doctor Oz simply promotes whatever product is paying him to promote it. That is why he has lost all credibility a long time ago....0
-
Chew on this MFP folks...
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.0 -
Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.
Bahahahahaha!0 -
Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.
:laugh:
What a way to go! :drinker: :laugh:0 -
Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.
^True story.0 -
I don't know whyyyy, but I'm lovin this thread !!!!!!0
-
Why did such a serious post turn into Chuck Norris Jokes, come on and focus people! Maybe you guys should ALL buy Carnosine! It will help you remember what we are here to talk about!0
-
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392.9K Introduce Yourself
- 43.7K Getting Started
- 260.1K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.8K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 415 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.9K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.6K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.5K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions