DR OZ = EINSTEIN

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  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    Seriously, I am getting sooo tired of all this Dr Oz is a quack stuff!

    Dr. Oz saved my life and if Oprah (AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY MIND YOU) believes in him, I do too!.

    Here are my reasons why.

    Oz said that Carnosine is the answer to aging. I just got my shipment in the mail yesterday, and since I have started taking it I don't think I look a single day older, its helped my memory too because I haven't forgotten a single thing since yesterday! In fact, I just remembered I have to run to the store and buy more eggs...

    Since I started replacing breakfast with an egg sandwich, I've lost six pounds! I was usually eating two pancakes, or coffee cake with my morning latte, and since I did what he said I've lost so much weight from my belly! Isn't that a miracle!

    I had a lot of stretch marks from all the weight gain in my previous years, he said they could be covered up by bronzers and one can help them heal from taking zinc and vitamin C. Since I started all three, they've practically disappeared!

    Oz suggested I drink Choffy, which is a coffee replacement! It helps me feel way more energized and its SOO much healthier for me because he said it is!

    I remember that Oz once said that he's the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of, because he eats Cheetos daily (baked, not fried of course) and that if I started eating them every day I could make him wet his pants. FACT.

    I am soo frustrated with everybody calling him a quack, because its just not fair! I love Dr. Oz! Stop freaking saying such horrible things about him and proving scientifically he is wrong, because if he is on Oprah he can't be wrong! Also, he's on the internet and we all know that everything on the internet is true or it couldn't be on the internet! SERIOUSLY!!!

    Thank you, and don't respond if you are just going to nay-say my hero!

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  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    Wow people are taking the OP seriously when it was obviously sarcastic.
    What.

    Here I am pouring my heart out to my fellow trusted MFP'ers and you're calling it sarcasm! *tears*
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Doctor Oz simply promotes whatever product is paying him to promote it. That is why he has lost all credibility a long time ago....
  • SmashliT
    SmashliT Posts: 49 Member
    Chew on this MFP folks...

    Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.
    This is true. I read the other day that Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

    Bahahahahaha!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.
    This is true. I read the other day that Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

    :laugh:

    What a way to go! :drinker: :laugh:
  • LemonsAndCoffee
    LemonsAndCoffee Posts: 313 Member
    Obviously. Oprah lied to you. The ONLY person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris. End. Of. Story.

    ^True story.
  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
    I don't know whyyyy, but I'm lovin this thread:love: !!!!!!
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    Why did such a serious post turn into Chuck Norris Jokes, come on and focus people! Maybe you guys should ALL buy Carnosine! It will help you remember what we are here to talk about!
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
    Why did such a serious post turn into Chuck Norris Jokes, come on and focus people! Maybe you guys should ALL buy Carnosine! It will help you remember what we are here to talk about!

    This is a serious post... you should be taken seriously. Seriously. Sorry. Seriously.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Good lord, I actually took you for serious at first!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    This thread has a really deep sarchasm.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    sarcasm well done. Even jedi-masters like Taso almost getting fooled: pure MFP thread GOLD
  • mrsdizzyd84
    mrsdizzyd84 Posts: 422 Member
    Wow people are taking the OP seriously when it was obviously sarcastic.
    What.

    Shocking isn't it? Some of you SERIOUSLY need to get your sarcasm meter recalibrated. :noway:
  • junyr
    junyr Posts: 416 Member
    The lack of some people lack of understanding this is mind boggling.
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    sarcasm well done. Even jedi-masters like Taso almost getting fooled: pure MFP thread GOLD

    *bows to audience* :D

    I made sure that it sounded believable for a while, with a sort of sarcasm climax! Ha ha!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    oprah also created the president, and we all see what big of a mistake that was!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Good lord, I actually took you for serious at first!

    me too!! it wasnt til farrrr down i noticed it was a fake LOL
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    sarcasm well done. Even jedi-masters like Taso almost getting fooled: pure MFP thread GOLD

    *bows to audience* :D

    I made sure that it sounded believable for a while, with a sort of sarcasm climax! Ha ha!

    :laugh: :tongue: :drinker:
  • mrsdizzyd84
    mrsdizzyd84 Posts: 422 Member
    oprah also created the president, and we all see what big of a mistake that was!

    Wait... what?!?! Obama was born in Oprah's studio? I thought he was born in Kenya... :noway:
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
    Funnest thread I've read in a long time. Good times.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    oprah also created the president, and we all see what big of a mistake that was!

    Wait... what?!?! Obama was born in Oprah's studio? I thought he as born in Kenya... :noway:
    I saw his real birth certificate. It does say Harpo!
  • cowgirlslikeus86
    cowgirlslikeus86 Posts: 597 Member
    SOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! I thought the OP was seriouse too!!!! I had to read it 3 times before I started to wonder..... Then I read the comments that followed... I get it :laugh:
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Oz said that Carnosine is the answer to aging. I just got my shipment in the mail yesterday, and since I have started taking it I don't think I look a single day older
    Pure comedy gold, thank you! Ridicule is the only way to deal with people like him. :bigsmile:

    The really amazing thing though is that I don't look a day older than yesterday either, I'm going to examine my food diary very carefully to try and isolate which of my foods must contain Canosine...
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
    Well, my husband told me I look 9 days older than I did a week ago. Now I'm terrified. :sad:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i heard from a guy, who heard from another guy, who knows a dude who KNOWS dr oz, that dr oz said that I should hold my spoon with my left hand.

    it's working.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Before taking Carnosine on Dr. Oz's advice, I would forget what I was trying to say and trail off mid...
  • lilojoke
    lilojoke Posts: 427 Member
    Now if Oprah knew how to lose the weight and keep it off... Why is she fat again??? I mean a rich woman with a personal cook, trainer and all that stuff would be lean all the time or is the stress of Dr. Oz beating her *kitten* getting to her? Wheres Dr. Phil when you need him???

    He looks so deceiving here... He is up to no good! LOL

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