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Protein Shakes = those uneasy jitters you get when you realize there's no whey left
Juice Detox = stopping all steroid use cold turkey
Calorie Free Foods = the peanut butter that you lick off the spoon. bites of food you taste while you're cooking
I'm sure we can think of more of these
Juice Detox = stopping all steroid use cold turkey
Calorie Free Foods = the peanut butter that you lick off the spoon. bites of food you taste while you're cooking
I'm sure we can think of more of these

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clean eating: to take a plate directly out of the dishwasher to put food on it0
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Orange Julius = The guy next door with jaundice.0
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Carb loading = Going to the corner market after 7pm to get your fix of Twinkies, Mud Pies and candy bars.0
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Starvation Mode - when you turn into a raging a-hole because you haven't had a sammich today.0
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Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Not exactly fitness related, but forum posting related.0 -
empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!0
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empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!
The cake is a lie, anyway.0 -
Balanced diet - A cookie in each hand.0
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no lie.....i ate the cake. *grins*0
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Zig-zagging = eating a side salad for lunch because you ate that cake^^^ for breakfast.0
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Isn't zig-zagging what you do after a few drinks?0
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Low-Carb Diet: What you follow when you pick that piece of cake up off the floor.
Low-Fat Diet: See above.0 -
Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary0
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Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary
^^ This exactly
Toning: Lifting weights so light you can sing while you're doing it.0
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