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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Protein Shakes = those uneasy jitters you get when you realize there's no whey left

Juice Detox = stopping all steroid use cold turkey

Calorie Free Foods = the peanut butter that you lick off the spoon. bites of food you taste while you're cooking

I'm sure we can think of more of these :smile:

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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    clean eating: to take a plate directly out of the dishwasher to put food on it
  • dubw
    dubw Posts: 429
    Orange Julius = The guy next door with jaundice.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Carb loading = Going to the corner market after 7pm to get your fix of Twinkies, Mud Pies and candy bars.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Starvation Mode - when you turn into a raging a-hole because you haven't had a sammich today.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.


    Not exactly fitness related, but forum posting related.
  • wassalla
    wassalla Posts: 16 Member
    empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!

    The cake is a lie, anyway.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Balanced diet - A cookie in each hand.
  • wassalla
    wassalla Posts: 16 Member
    no lie.....i ate the cake. *grins*
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Zig-zagging = eating a side salad for lunch because you ate that cake^^^ for breakfast.
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    Isn't zig-zagging what you do after a few drinks?
  • PirateJenny
    PirateJenny Posts: 233
    Low-Carb Diet: What you follow when you pick that piece of cake up off the floor.

    Low-Fat Diet: See above.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary
  • Huffdogg
    Huffdogg Posts: 1,934 Member
    Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary

    ^^ This exactly

    Toning: Lifting weights so light you can sing while you're doing it.
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