The Calorie song (like Valerie)

fatty_to_fitty
fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, with a nice bottle of Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, I can't have, Like a nice Sangria Pitcher.

Since I found fast food, Well My Body's Been A Mess,

I've got humongous boobs, And I can't fit in that Dress.

cake you are so yummy, you'll be the death of me, Why are you so damn tasty Calories!

Calories
Calories
Calories
............


and continue :happy:

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  • AmyVix
    AmyVix Posts: 12
    Did you look like a whale, did you think you're going to fail, got fat to fight

    Planning to win, treats like wine and gin, friends here for you.
  • therebeccajones
    therebeccajones Posts: 12
    Now I'm chewing leaves and a treat is egg and cress,

    And I sometimes sneak some crisps but I aint gonna confess,

    Why don't you come on over... we'll have a slimfast for teeeeeaaaaaaa!

    Why can't I stay under my calorieeessss...


    Calooorriieeessssss.....
  • szyja
    szyja Posts: 42
    I want to rise and feel no pains!
    but at my present weight, I can’t eat grains.
    So grant me strength while eating just veggies,
    to exercise more, so that I can treat myself to just a few tasty.... calories.
    :wink:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    My stomach's got me twisted
    and, thus, I have enlisted...

    Gotta watch my meal intake.
    No room for pies or shakes...

    And though I'll scream and moan,
    You can't give this dog a bone...

    It sure won't increase my salary,
    but I'll still be here counting CALORIES...

    Calories, calories, calories!!!
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Did You think that I would fail, get kinda shaky and grow pale, every time I saw ya!

    I'm resisting all those fries, For the sake of slender thighs, No I don't need ya!

    Now I'm Shopping Anywhere, wear a bikini without a care, exercising, keeping busy.

    Yeah I'm looking Fine, I never cheat and that's no lie, (who am I kidding)
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