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    Favorite one liner from a movie

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      "Papa! Papa, don't, I'll say anything! Please, papa, I'll say anything you want, tell me what you want me to say and I'll say it... Papa please don't go! "

      The Patriot

      One of the greatest movies ever and that line makes me water up EVERY SINGLE TIME. :cry:
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      "As the great Colonel Sanders once said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'" - Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
      These aren't the droids you're looking for....

      Star Wars
    • Posts: 239 Member
      "Uh, I choose LIFE." sid from Ice Age
    • Posts: 239 Member
      sharks looking at nemo and friends, "We're having FISH for DInner!"
    • Posts: 138
      a couple more

      If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now--Christmas Vacation

      Sh*tter was full- Christmas Vacation
    • Posts: 239 Member
      "His cheese dun fell off his cracker." Green Mile
    • Posts: 170 Member
      "His cheese dun fell off his cracker." Green Mile

      LOL
    • Posts: 124 Member
      show previous quotes

      Heed!!! Pants....NOW!!!!!
      We have a piper down!

      Love that movie.

      <3
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      RED RUM, RED RUM, RED RUM!
    • Posts: 170 Member
      Full Metal jacket " Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
      Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shyt that high!
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      Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.--Hangover
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Full Metal jacket " Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
      Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shyt that high!

      "Looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mama's *kitten* and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!!"

      My absolute favorite war movie EVER!!
    • Posts: 170 Member
      Hangover 2 ....Mr. Chow: “I’m an international criminal, it always ends like this."
    • Posts: 101 Member
      "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." ~ Peter Clemenza ~ The Godfather
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Donnie Darko had some of the BEST one liners. Many of which are to explicit for here, but I'll try my best.

      "Please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f***."

      "What's the point of living... if you don't have a d***?"

      "What are feces?"
      "Baby mice."
      "Aww!"
    • Posts: 10
      From Patch Adams

      Arthur Mendelson: "You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!"

      Arthur Mendelson: [his attorney is expressing concern over him using his land for Patch's free medical clinic] You learn anything about proctology yet?
      Hunter Patch Adams: A little.
      Arthur Mendelson: Good, take care of this *kitten* for me, will you?
    • Posts: 218 Member
      Bridesmaids
      I'm sorr...I wanna apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
    • Posts: 6,239 Member
      So many...

      "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

      " I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them." (And most everything else from that movie)

      "In nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti."

      "Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

      "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


      Stopping now or I never will...
    • Posts: 120 Member
      "you shut your mouth when your talking to me"

      -wedding crashers

      Oh you beat me to it, Love this one!!!!
    • Posts: 23 Member
      "Get busy living or get busy dieing" Shawshank Redeption
    • Posts: 84
      I always knew you were stupid.




      Some Kind of Wonderful
    • Posts: 120 Member
      You smoke crack, don't you, boy? Don't you smoke crack?-Lean on Me

      Honey I’m home I hope you’re hard cause I’m going to suck your d**k like i am mad at it.- Bad Teacher
    • Posts: 439 Member
      You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

      Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

      and

      hello-mcfly.jpg
    • Posts: 439 Member
      "You're killing me, Smalls!"-- The Sandlot
      I say this probably at least once every single day.

      My husband and I communicate mainly through movie quotes, though lol


      oh my god us too! My husband says that all the time! Too funny!
    • Posts: 15,228 Member

      "Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

      One of my favs!!
    • Posts: 926 Member
      "you better lock it up"
      "no, you lock it up"
    • Posts: 25 Member
      "Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"
      and
      "gooneys never say die!"
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

      Cool Hand Luke.
    • Posts: 1,082
      "Pain is your Friend........" Love love love GI Jane


      "It tells you you're still alive". I love when she's doing the one armed pushups.
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