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Don't have anything nice to say?

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  • Posts: 926 Member
    OH no! He has caught on that I have been ignoring him for the better part of an hour....

    Made some quip about how hangovers are better then Men....

    Cause at least hangovers will go away.

    He is not amused.

    :smile:

    tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse
  • Posts: 2,644 Member
    How do I get hold of your husband. On conversation on linux sounds good right now! :)


    Is that geek speak or an insult?
  • Posts: 713 Member


    Is that geek speak or an insult?

    Nerd word?
  • Posts: 2,644 Member

    tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse

    Nice!
  • Posts: 2,132 Member

    I'm not asking him that either! From my superior powers of deduction, its a computer operating system... I think???

    I don't blame your auto correct, I want to change it libido too!
    Linux commands:
    Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep
  • Posts: 2,916 Member
    My boyfriend told me I look better with my mouth open earlier.. what do you suppose that meant?

    Nickelback has a song along these lines..."you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"

    um. SOOO not explaining this one. LOL:devil:
  • Posts: 926 Member
    Uh... Binary ...your only supposed to 8 bits.

    if you werent so buff I would tell you that was lame, instead let me say, good comeback
  • Posts: 339 Member


    Do I have to explain everything to you?

    hahaha! I think most guys think a girl looks better with her mouth open. as long as nothing is coming out of it. like words.
  • Posts: 1,317 Member
    Uh... Binary ...your only supposed to 8 bits.

    It's Binary, not Byte.
  • Posts: 324 Member




    tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse

    HA!

    I told him it was a mistake to try to talk to me about geek stuff.

    To which he replied "The only mistake I've made was not chaining you to the stove, where you belong."

    Bahahahahaha. I love this guy.
  • Posts: 2,916 Member
    Then sit right here next to me! :happy:


    Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."

    If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
  • Posts: 1,531 Member
    A discussion about Linux? I'm in
  • Posts: 1,317 Member
    Linux commands:
    Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep

    I'm not familiar with Who girl. Do I need su?
  • Posts: 2,283 Member
    This thread lost me at Nickelback. :wink:
  • Posts: 2,644 Member

    If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.

    I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!
  • Posts: 324 Member

    If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.

    Will have to test this theory shortly... :devil:
  • Posts: 2,644 Member
    A discussion about Linux? I'm in


    Nope, no such discussion here!
  • Posts: 2,916 Member

    Will have to test this theory shortly... :devil:

    And since I'm living vicariously through this thread and have no one at home to test this theory with...please come back and share the results later :)
  • Posts: 324 Member

    I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!


    I so just did this - and I regret to inform you that I did not have my phone ready to snap a pic of his face.... Priceless!
  • Posts: 713 Member

    I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!

    Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!
  • Posts: 926 Member
    simon says, remove top, shake can vigoursly, hold 6-8 inches away, keep spray away from eyes.

    we are talking about cleaning in the kitchen right?
  • Posts: 2,644 Member

    Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!


    I thought you were coming to bed...I mean going to bed...
  • Posts: 324 Member
    And since I'm living vicariously through this thread and have no one at home to test this theory with...please come back and share the results later :)

    I think he would be quite suspicious if I trotted off to my lap top and typed away instead of ran for the rest room. :wink:
  • Posts: 2,132 Member

    I'm not familiar with Who girl. Do I need su?
    You made me LOL
  • Posts: 2,644 Member


    I so just did this - and I regret to inform you that I did not have my phone ready to snap a pic of his face.... Priceless!

    F'ing amazing...I think I might love you.
  • Posts: 1,317 Member
    You made me LOL

    Glad to hear it.
  • Posts: 324 Member

    Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!


    Now he is ignoring me. Apparently my barnyard catcalls just aren't doing it for him.... :sad:
  • Posts: 324 Member
    simon says, remove top, shake can vigoursly, hold 6-8 inches away, keep spray away from eyes.

    we are talking about cleaning in the kitchen right?

    Riiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhht.
  • Posts: 14,304 Member

    linux is the furthest thing from libido
    Bwahahahahahahahaha! So freaking true....wait...that could be past relationship bitterness creeping in...:tongue:
  • Posts: 324 Member
    F'ing amazing...I think I might love you.

    I'm pretty sure that is the first time I have ever ended a bit of sarcastic banter between the two of us with an animal noise. Is that considered a NSV?
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