What did your older brothers or sisters do to torture you?

_Timmeh_
_Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
edited October 15 in Chit-Chat
Mine, had two older brothers...10 and 12 years older than me. Yea I was a surprise ::bigsmile:

Locked me in the trunk of the car.
Asked if they had a hole in the back of their jeans, then when I looked farted in my face.
Called me out to the front room to play, then while running they jumped out from hiding spaces and attacked me with pillows.
Took a huge blanket and wrapped me up in it, wouldn't let me out.
Dressed me up as a cowboy and put me on the dog, then smacked the dogs *kitten*.
Wet willies.
Smell my finger.

Everytime it was hey Timmay c'mer.... :laugh:
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  • bkw2488
    bkw2488 Posts: 190 Member
    My older brothers would shoot at things around me with the BB gun to scare the crap out of me.
  • dubw
    dubw Posts: 429
    Am the oldest. Only teased little sister, hard to do though, she handled snakes and frogs better than many of my friends. Now, she is an emergency room RN, about ready to retire, I am told her grandkids are impressed with her handling of reptiles.
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    I am the oldest. :devil:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I was a WWF tackling dummy...my brothers used to pile drive me into the couch when I was little. As I stated in my "OOPS" thread, that certainly explains a lot...and yes, that was a shameless plug for my dying thread.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I'm another 1st child... :devil: :devil:
  • kelly_a
    kelly_a Posts: 2,010 Member
    I'm the middle child. brother 3 yrs older and sister 1 yr younger....put handfuls of earthworms down my shirt. 35+ yrs later I still don't like worms OR snakes.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Mine put me in the scary scary basement with the lights off and wouldn't let me open the door. I still hate basements...

    He also did that thing where he held me down and threatened to spit on me. So gross!
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    What didn't he do?! My older brother was such a pain in the *kitten*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I got all sorts of punishments as he'd do the crime and blame me.

    Lock me outside.

    Chase me around the yard with rusty pliers.

    Scare the crap out of me at night.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I was the meanest big sister. Ask my younger brother. He's not afraid of me anymore cuz he got bigger.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I'm the oldest...used to think I wanted an older brother...but..mmmm.....maybe not!
  • wisebadger53
    wisebadger53 Posts: 382 Member
    I am the oldest! It was lots of fun having 5 younger ones to torture though! LOL!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    I can't remember specific instances of torture.

    Just fights ...

    with metal rakes whilst wearing shorts and stainless steel dog bowls lobbed at each other's heads. Frisbees hurled as quickly as possible into the backs of noggins. Crabapples chucked at each other. My brother's 5 years older than me.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I hid under my sister's bed and grabbed her ankle to scare her.

    I thumped my fist against the rail on my bunk bed to make my Mom think my sister was kicking it. She got in trouble for keeping me awake. Muhuhaha
  • ImJDLookatME
    ImJDLookatME Posts: 288 Member
    Seriously, I think my older brother tortured me by just existing, he still does lol, but I am thicker skinned.

    One of the worst was when he and his friend pinned me down and rubbed butter all over me, that was hell to get out in the shower! Also my lovely nickname Hamhead...have had it since I was 7 and still do being 24...all due to him and his friends! Luckily I now think it as a term of endearment!
  • bluemorpho1247
    bluemorpho1247 Posts: 300 Member
    My older sister and cousin used to tell me "'you dont have to eat that if you dont want, ill eat it for you"' and I ended up skinny. Hence why im bigger now cus when i grew up i made up for it!

    Also used to be forced to watch horror movies by my biggy!

    Turned out ok ;)
  • gioisa75
    gioisa75 Posts: 242 Member
    I hate WWF wrestling till this day!
  • dirtbikegirl5
    dirtbikegirl5 Posts: 391 Member
    My older brother would take me into the coat closet and beat me up. After a short while, the mother figure would realize we were gone and would follow the screams.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    I was a WWF tackling dummy...my brothers used to pile drive me into the couch when I was little.

    ^^^this.. my sibs are 7 and 8 yrs older and it was always tag team wrestling, them against me..

    also they would lock me in the backyard quite often when my parents were gone. you only want to swing on the swingset for so long when you're 7, I became good at climbing fences and going to the neighbors.

    my brother knocked my first tooth out when i was 5 because he didn't want to share a seat with me and he elbowed me in the mouth

    so loving.. lol!
  • blink1021
    blink1021 Posts: 1,115 Member
    duct taped to a pole included covering my eyes, ankles and hands.
    tricked into eating dog and cat food.
    locked out of the house in snow wearing no shoes and only shirt and shorts.
    telling friends that I was adopted
    have me sit first in the sleigh so that if we hit anything I would get hurt
    hanging my training bras from trees in the neighborhood and then laughing about how little they were.

    Thats just a few and the sad thing is that I had an older sister not a brother. The plus side I was also an older sister and I tortured my younger sister not as bad but as often as I could.
  • VegasKC
    VegasKC Posts: 17
    My older brother put a snake in my bed. I was around 7 and he was around 11.
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
    I have two older sisters and I'm several years younger than both so they were complete b*tches to me sometimes. The worst things I can remember (there was more I'm sure) is when:

    They told me I was adopted
    and
    As teenagers, the one sister and I got in a major fight and she ripped my earring out of my ear, completely ripping my earlobe in half. I had to wait for the damn thing to grow back together so I could get it re-pierced.
  • radscorpion
    radscorpion Posts: 55
    Me and my sister used to make a concoction of random crap from the bathroom and mix it up in the jug we used to rinse our hair off with.. (Shaving foam, shampoo, conditioner, soap, toothpaste, mouthwash, aftershave etc etc) and we used to dare eachother drink it. God knows why haha, we were weirdos.

    Another thing my sister used to do that annoyed the hell out of me, as she was the youngest she used to get away with murder and was my mums favourite (haha I have severe middle-child syndrome!) so she'd hit and me and literally yell at the top of her lungs MUUUUUUM GRACE HIT ME! Or whatever. Little cow.

    I annoy the hell out of my sister today though, I jump out at her as she comes out of the toilet, make silly faces when she's on the phone, grab her ankle when she's going through the hall etc etc.. We terrorise eachother to be honest :P. It's fun though, we're just as irritating as eachother :)
  • Carrot1971
    Carrot1971 Posts: 272 Member
    My brothers are 11 and 9 years older than I am. I am the "Baby" of 5. They used to torture my two sisters and I relentlessly. They would chase me around the house and shove my head in the oven and "turn it on". They would get a HUGE cup of ice cold water and throw it on me when I was taking a shower. When my parents would go bowling on Friday nights (commonly known and Torture night in my house) they would always claim they heard someone outside. One time my oldest brother put my dads size 13 shoes on and walked around in the snow right under the window to "prove" to us the footprints weren't theirs. OMG...they tortured us.

    But, let anyone else torture me and both of them would stand right in front of me and protect me from any bully. I was their little sister and nobody would dare mess with me! :) I love them.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    My sister is 18 years older than me, so she really did not do much to torture me. Of course she off in college for much of my childhood. Later she annoyed me, but that was more for her doing embarrassing parental type stuff, like telling boys who called for me that I was in the bathroom.....SO embarrassing....
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    My older brothers would shoot at things around me with the BB gun to scare the crap out of me.

    One of my uncles shot my mom in the head and knocked her off her bike once. And she was the practice dummy for all sports they played.

    I'm glad I'm the oldest.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I'm a middle child (sort of ... I have a twin sister, but I was born first), and my older brother "tortured" my sister instead of me, mostly because I fought back, and she didn't.

    But I used to mess with her, too. I'd tell her things like "When you were born, we cut your fingers off, froze them, and reattached them later." I'm not sure where I came up with that, but she was really gullible.
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    I hate WWF wrestling till this day!

    Oh, Man! Me too! My brother perfected his "figure 4 grapevine" on me!
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    my sister and I played this game called "guess what" where you sat blindfolded in a chair and we fed eachother things and had to guess what it was. I gave her pudding. She gave me a heaping tablespoon of margarine & then shouted at me "CHEW IT AND EAT IT, CHEW IT AND EAT IT" .......
  • mikonei
    mikonei Posts: 291 Member
    I have 3 older siblings, and only had issues with the sister I am closest to. It wasn't really her teasing me, rather us beating on each other when our mother wasn't around. I'm not too sure how we survived to be adults now that I think about it. The things I remember most include chasing each other around the house with knives, a solid kick I took to the stomach, getting knocked down the stairs, dislocated shoulder, and in one of our fine moments of working together she was holding onto one end of a few sheets tied together and I was holding onto the other which was hanging out an attic window so I could get into my mother's locked bedroom below to delete a message left by the school letting her know that we hadn't gone to school that day. Come to think of it, my mother should have killed us both o_0
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    I was the one doing the torturing :laugh:

    I made my sister believe that there were creatures called lippies that lived in our woods (they looked just like sticks, so you never really knew if it was a lippy or not), and if we walked into the woods down a certain path, it would take us to Lippy Land. But of course, every land needs a monster! The Lippy Monster! I told her to run one time because the Lippy Monster was chasing us and she ran soo fast and started crying. Needless to say, I was punished for that one hahah.

    We both laugh about it now, luckily.
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