Men...what do you want from your 'woman'/relationship?

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  • Pidders89
    Pidders89 Posts: 1,169 Member
    Someone like my wife of 27 years (I hope she reads this).

    She married you, you can ease up now :P

    lol if she does read it i bet she will make u a sandwich and give you sex :P
  • aj_gettingfit
    aj_gettingfit Posts: 257
    I want exactly what I have. I have a woman that isn't in a postion in her life that she needs me. She wants me.

    She is independent, but chooses to share my life.
    She is highly intelligent. Doesn't always agree with my opinion, but always recognizes that I have one.

    If you took at our life and scrutinized it, point by point, we would appear to be exact opposites.
    I've played sports all my life; she has never been involved.
    I'm impulsive; she's a thoughtful planner.
    I like Rock and Blues; she likes Pop and Country.
    When we go out to eat, I am likely to order something I have never had; I can predict what she will order in most restaurants that we have been to before.

    In many instances, she has not agreed with my actions, but she will support me in the moment and discuss it with me later.
    Maybe I am naive and a fool, but I would bet my life that she never has and never will cheat on me. Of course, I haven't and won't either.

    Strong relationships are a choice.

    ^^ Love this!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I want exactly what I have. I have a woman that isn't in a postion in her life that she needs me. She wants me.

    She is independent, but chooses to share my life.
    She is highly intelligent. Doesn't always agree with my opinion, but always recognizes that I have one.

    If you took at our life and scrutinized it, point by point, we would appear to be exact opposites.
    I've played sports all my life; she has never been involved.
    I'm impulsive; she's a thoughtful planner.
    I like Rock and Blues; she likes Pop and Country.
    When we go out to eat, I am likely to order something I have never had; I can predict what she will order in most restaurants that we have been to before.

    In many instances, she has not agreed with my actions, but she will support me in the moment and discuss it with me later.
    Maybe I am naive and a fool, but I would bet my life that she never has and never will cheat on me. Of course, I haven't and won't either.

    Strong relationships are a choice.

    So many of us women are thinking..."To bad you're taken"
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    1. loyal
    2. Beatiful eyes
    3. nice body (booty don't care if she's flat chested)
    4. Won't want to argue with me (I can't argue with people)

    wtf?? :huh: thus far I've read guys want a big booty...don't you guys appreciate the girls anymore :grumble:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    <<snip>>But the reason they dont stay in the relationship is cause I don't give out daily/ weekly.
    I always thought a way to a mans heart was through his Stomach not his c*ock
    That's a common misconception.
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    Someone to talk to , do fun things with, gets my bizzare humour oh and "that" aswell :wink:

    almost forgot if you can cook bacon crispy you get around 1000 awesome points

    is there ANY other appropriate way to cook bacon?!?!:noway: :wink:
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    double post :(
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    I want a girl with extensions in her hair...

    bamboo earings at least 2 pair...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I don't want anything. I have a wife AND a daughter. Anymore estrogen in my life and I start looking like Dil from the Crying Game.

    Love you, honey!
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    If her favorite band is the Foo Fighters and she doesnt whine when I watch Soccer on TV...then she is a keeper:drinker:
  • lour441
    lour441 Posts: 543 Member
    I need a lover that won't drive me crazy.
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    Love reading this thread...It's hilarious!! Good reading!! :)
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    I need a lover that won't drive me crazy.


    WOW John Cougar!
  • Pir8Rav
    Pir8Rav Posts: 36 Member
    Feed me, F**K me, leave me alone.
  • ahni77
    ahni77 Posts: 75
    a b-jaaaaaaayyyyy!!! :)
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    Someone to talk to , do fun things with, gets my bizzare humour oh and "that" aswell :wink:

    almost forgot if you can cook bacon crispy you get around 1000 awesome points

    check - i like to talk and listen.
    check - i like fun.
    check - i too have a bizarre sense of humor.
    check - assuming by "that," you mean sex. HUGE fan.
    GIANT CHECK - can't cook non-crispy bacon.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    exactly what I was thinking...ha ha
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Sometimes I get dyslexic and sing, "I want a girl with a cup-holder armrest..."

    I love Cake!
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    I want a girl with extensions in her hair...

    And Bamboo earings..
    that's very important!! :bigsmile:
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
    A woman who don't complain too much and does not tell me I'm wrong all the time
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    I love to cook, so really, my list is even more simple....
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
    Someone like my wife of 27 years (I hope she reads this).

    So sweet!
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Wow, what do I want from a gf....long pause to collect my thoughts:

    Great sense of humor, spontaneity and ability to flex, call me on my bull****, mutually supporting of each others goals and aspirations, confident and comfortable in her own skin, her own sense of identity and ideals, sexy and sassy, adventurous (in and out of the bedroom), great communication, total trust in each other, and can make a mean sandwich...I mean out of this world sandwich!!

    So far, no luck finding her...but still accepting applications!
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
    Oh one thing I forgot....another income.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    Sammich and beer.

    In real life, someone to share my life with, who will make a great mom, kind, Christian and fun to be around.

    Good thing I already found her and married her. :laugh:
  • KeJo03
    KeJo03 Posts: 25 Member
    Very interesting and...amusing thread :laugh:
  • SuperMoniMonk
    SuperMoniMonk Posts: 467 Member
    I cook well :smile:
    I 'm good in bed:smooched:

    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:


    That's it ..It will be me and a house full of cats...worst of all ...I dispise those felines! :grumble:
  • Erick46
    Erick46 Posts: 2 Member
    I want to drink that shot of whiskey, I want to smoke that cigerrette, I want to smell that sweet addiction on my breath.. Hopefully she still wants to get lost in some corner booth Cantina Mexico after 25 years.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:

    NO NAGZILLAs
  • SuperMoniMonk
    SuperMoniMonk Posts: 467 Member
    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:

    NO NAGZILLAs

    LMBO
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