Men...what do you want from your 'woman'/relationship?

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  • lour441
    lour441 Posts: 543 Member
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    I need a lover that won't drive me crazy.
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Love reading this thread...It's hilarious!! Good reading!! :)
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 236 Member
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    I need a lover that won't drive me crazy.


    WOW John Cougar!
  • Pir8Rav
    Pir8Rav Posts: 36 Member
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    Feed me, F**K me, leave me alone.
  • ahni77
    ahni77 Posts: 75
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    a b-jaaaaaaayyyyy!!! :)
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    Someone to talk to , do fun things with, gets my bizzare humour oh and "that" aswell :wink:

    almost forgot if you can cook bacon crispy you get around 1000 awesome points

    check - i like to talk and listen.
    check - i like fun.
    check - i too have a bizarre sense of humor.
    check - assuming by "that," you mean sex. HUGE fan.
    GIANT CHECK - can't cook non-crispy bacon.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
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    exactly what I was thinking...ha ha
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Sometimes I get dyslexic and sing, "I want a girl with a cup-holder armrest..."

    I love Cake!
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
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    I want a girl with extensions in her hair...

    And Bamboo earings..
    that's very important!! :bigsmile:
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
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    A woman who don't complain too much and does not tell me I'm wrong all the time
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
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    I love to cook, so really, my list is even more simple....
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
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    Someone like my wife of 27 years (I hope she reads this).

    So sweet!
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
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    Wow, what do I want from a gf....long pause to collect my thoughts:

    Great sense of humor, spontaneity and ability to flex, call me on my bull****, mutually supporting of each others goals and aspirations, confident and comfortable in her own skin, her own sense of identity and ideals, sexy and sassy, adventurous (in and out of the bedroom), great communication, total trust in each other, and can make a mean sandwich...I mean out of this world sandwich!!

    So far, no luck finding her...but still accepting applications!
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
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    Oh one thing I forgot....another income.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Sammich and beer.

    In real life, someone to share my life with, who will make a great mom, kind, Christian and fun to be around.

    Good thing I already found her and married her. :laugh:
  • KeJo03
    KeJo03 Posts: 25 Member
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    Very interesting and...amusing thread :laugh:
  • SuperMoniMonk
    SuperMoniMonk Posts: 467 Member
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    I cook well :smile:
    I 'm good in bed:smooched:

    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:


    That's it ..It will be me and a house full of cats...worst of all ...I dispise those felines! :grumble:
  • Erick46
    Erick46 Posts: 2 Member
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    I want to drink that shot of whiskey, I want to smoke that cigerrette, I want to smell that sweet addiction on my breath.. Hopefully she still wants to get lost in some corner booth Cantina Mexico after 25 years.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:

    NO NAGZILLAs
  • SuperMoniMonk
    SuperMoniMonk Posts: 467 Member
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    I just can't shut up when I get mad :explode: :noway: :devil:

    NO NAGZILLAs

    LMBO

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