The RARE occasion when it is good to be fat.
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OK, I know /expect some people will take offense to this, but regarding this topic, I couldn't care less.
I absolutely hate telemarketers; I think it should be illegal, PERIOD. But worse than that are the people who come to your door trying to convert you into their religion. So, today, I saw two women walking the neighborhood, and I knew that was what they were doing as their car was parked on the street and it had religious stuff all over it.
So when they came to my door, I took off my shirt, revealing my - albeit smaller - man boobs before opening the door. And revealing my hairy stomach and zipper scar....
As they started to get into their "deal", I started to rub my nipples..... Strangely enough one of the women claimed that they had to go, as she just got a text message.... LOL.
I absolutely hate telemarketers; I think it should be illegal, PERIOD. But worse than that are the people who come to your door trying to convert you into their religion. So, today, I saw two women walking the neighborhood, and I knew that was what they were doing as their car was parked on the street and it had religious stuff all over it.
So when they came to my door, I took off my shirt, revealing my - albeit smaller - man boobs before opening the door. And revealing my hairy stomach and zipper scar....
As they started to get into their "deal", I started to rub my nipples..... Strangely enough one of the women claimed that they had to go, as she just got a text message.... LOL.
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OMG, you are amazing. Just had to cover my laughing as coughing.0
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OMG that is amazing. You sir, are my hero for the day.
When those people would come to our door growing up my dad would start arguing with them throwing in random facts from television shows like Star Trek, and then say "I worship the devil anyway, but thanks!"
This was particularly funny because he was a super devout Catholic.0 -
Fat people are also much harder to kidnap.0
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I am a Christian, and I thought this was hilarious! Gives me ideas, in fact.0
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I LOVE this.
I usually just shoot them the face that JennaMarbles taught me0 -
bahahaHAHAHAHAHA. I literally just burst out laughing in my cubicle..my cube-mates were like "WTH" lol
You are my hero.0 -
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I LOVE this.
I usually just shoot them the face that JennaMarbles taught me
This ^^^ :laugh:0 -
I used to tell telemarketers that my parents were having $e><0
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i just use a cat skull rattle, and deathmetal....but yeah half naked works to0
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lmfao0
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LOL I usually hide from people if possible. but that is friggen hilarious;) great job haha0
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don't you have the capability of just telling them you are "not interested"? This is what is wrong with the world today-people prefer to be rude rather than honest. But like you said-you could care less and that's the problem!0
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LOL!! I didn't think people went door to door anymore. Had one the other day it was for a company giving away "free" carpet cleaning. Yeah, that didn't happen.0
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BAHAHAHA. i know someone who answered the door with just a towel on one day. They never came back.0
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because even if you say you arent interested, THEY STILL COME BACK!0
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That is absolutely hilarious! I do not think us women could pull that off though. Maybe if a guy came to the door and we started rubbing our stomach like Homer Simpson... Hmm0
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:laugh: :sad: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!0
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