What is the most bizzare diet you've heard of?
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My exwife had a brilliant one. She would chew the food, then spit it out. No joke.....0
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My exwife had a brilliant one. She would chew the food, then spit it out. No joke.....
This behavior really irritates me, no disrespect to those with eating disorders. To think of the children who live on a slice of bread twice a week.,,0 -
I was always fond of Billy Bob and Angelina's "Orange Diet" where they would only eat orange foods.
Cheetos are orange. This could work out well for me.
Ooh, good point. Let us not forget Doritos.0 -
Wouldn't that block them up?
I can't believe I'm admitting to know that this exists, but there is a diet that involves mostly mashed bananas and the reason for it is that it makes your feces safe to ingest and certain kink clubs (in certain countries) have their female performs on it. Things I learned in Anthropology 101 that I bet you didn't have to read about!
Thank you. I can never un-know this......
Happy to share the horrors.
Is this served in a cup by any chance?0 -
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I was always fond of Billy Bob and Angelina's "Orange Diet" where they would only eat orange foods.
Cheetos are orange. This could work out well for me.
Ooh, good point. Let us not forget Doritos.
I could handle the "orange diet" especially if cheetos and doritos are involved.0 -
The HCG diet- what a crock of ****.
Yeah, you lose a pound a day, the HCG actually suppress appetite....and it turns you (me) into a crazy insane hormonal B.
What if you combined some of the diets above... The tapeworm diet where all you eat is cottonballs soaked in HCG! I think this is a winning idea guys!0 -
Wouldn't that block them up?
I can't believe I'm admitting to know that this exists, but there is a diet that involves mostly mashed bananas and the reason for it is that it makes your feces safe to ingest and certain kink clubs (in certain countries) have their female performs on it. Things I learned in Anthropology 101 that I bet you didn't have to read about!
Thank you. I can never un-know this......
Happy to share the horrors.
Is this served in a cup by any chance?
I'm thinking it was a plate with tiny spoons, if you want to full story send me some whiskey and I'll PM you.0 -
my mpf's and i created one this morning. it started out as the dog butt diet . . . it's a natural appetite suppressant where as you lick a dogs butt every time you feel hungry. Then we realized that if it's the right dog it could be the dog butt plus intenstinal worm diet, compound that with hcg and some diet pills and you definitely have a winning combination.0
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Cotton ball diet. You actually eat cotton balls instead of food.
Makes me think of the movie Elf0 -
Maple Syrup diet (maybe it's a Canadian thing).
My aunt tried it. She was diabetic. She swore by it but her health rapidly declined everytime she did it until finally she passed away so... yeah, I don't think it's a good diet at all.
My cousin also tried it (not diabetic) and she didn't lose an inch.0 -
The polo diet, makes me sick !!0
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Lemon juice and cayenne pepper. A family member did this for like 5 days because its supposed to "flush" the system and you supposidly lose 15lbs in a week. Every 3-4 hours you drink 8 oz of water with lemon juice in cayenne pepper mix into it...and thats ALL you get for the whole week.
If I recall she didn't stick to it very well (can't imagine why).0 -
Has to be the BACON diet: http://laist.com/2009/02/18/pigging_out_san_diego_man_goes_on_a.php
Most bizarre thing I ever heard of...I always assumed that diets were "balanced" - silly me!0 -
Not as strange as some diets listed here, but I once had a friend who went on the "chicken an green beans diet". Yeah you guessed it she only ate chicken and green beans, then she went onto the cabbage soup diet. In case you were wondering she is still overweight and didn't stick to either diet very long.0
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I can't believe I'm admitting to know that this exists, but there is a diet that involves mostly mashed bananas and the reason for it is that it makes your feces safe to ingest and certain kink clubs (in certain countries) have their female performs on it. Things I learned in Anthropology 101 that I bet you didn't have to read about!
My jaw actually dropped on this one.
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my friend does the C diet, anything that begins with a 'C' he is NOT allowed to eat, strange thing is it works for him and he ends up loosing a few pounds each time he does it.0
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Baby food diet. Literally just eating jars of baby food. My friend who is a skinny little whippet was doing it..0
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I was always fond of Billy Bob and Angelina's "Orange Diet" where they would only eat orange foods.
Cheetos are orange. This could work out well for me.
Ooh, good point. Let us not forget Doritos.
I could handle the "orange diet" especially if cheetos and doritos are involved.
And gummy orange slices!! I would be destined to fail because I refuse to eat candy corn and circus peanuts though.0 -
Cotton ball diet. You actually eat cotton balls instead of food.
Otherwise known as the "Wannabe Super Model Diet."
Models Eat Cotton Balls Dipped in Orange Juice: http://thegloss.com/fashion/models-eat-cotton-balls-dipped-in-orange-juice/
*puke* oh dear lord *LOL*0
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