HOW TO STOP NOSE BLEEDS

maletac
maletac Posts: 767 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
thank you colbert report...... bacon shoved in your nose stops nose bleeds

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  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    Damn and all this time I've been using tampons. How silly of me, lol.
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    Damn and all this time I've been using tampons. How silly of me, lol.

    yeah he even mentioned that.. they will be releasing hamtax for your menstral needs.... beware of use around dogs
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    Damn and all this time I've been using tampons. How silly of me, lol.

    yeah he even mentioned that.. they will be releasing hamtax for your menstral needs.... beware of use around dogs

    Please don't put ham in your coochie....
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)



    Whoa...
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)



    Whoa...

    right?? BAM! and solved
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)



    Whoa...

    right?? BAM! and solved

    Not really the whoa I meant. I meant, "whoa, that kid is nasty!"
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)



    Whoa...

    right?? BAM! and solved

    Not really the whoa I meant. I meant, "whoa, that kid is nasty!"

    well arent you a rude troll... i was just trying to be helpfull to everyone
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    I'd rather have a bloody nose and a mouthful of bacon!

    why dont you just make more bacon??? then you have one in your nose you can eat later :)



    Whoa...

    right?? BAM! and solved

    Not really the whoa I meant. I meant, "whoa, that kid is nasty!"

    well arent you a rude troll... i was just trying to be helpfull to everyone

    I believe I would rather be, as you indicated - a rude troll - than to suggest that eating bloody nostril bacon is a viable snack option. Annnnnnd, that is all.
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